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Dear ECH.
« on: May 21, 2010, 01:28:41 am »
Today I relearned when using a hand held robo coupe to remove your thumb from the on button when cleaning out the cutting head.

That is all.

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Re: Dear ECH.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 05:47:27 am »
Whoops!

"Honey, what's in this pesto? It has a delicious earthy flavor!"

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Re: Dear ECH.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 06:05:07 pm »
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Good thing it was on one of my 2 numb fingers. Looks horrible, but no pain.

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Re: Dear ECH.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 09:07:27 pm »
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.

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Re: Dear ECH.
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 03:36:42 am »
This story made me laugh and cringe uncomfortably.

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 01:48:35 pm »
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Re: Dear ECH.
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 01:59:27 am »
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.

Heh, nothing beats injuring an injury. I'm notorious for burning my burns.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"