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Started by Adios, May 21, 2010, 01:28:41 AM

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Adios

May 21, 2010, 01:28:41 AM
Today I relearned when using a hand held robo coupe to remove your thumb from the on button when cleaning out the cutting head.

That is all.

Hawk,
lamenting the loss of a finger tip.

East Coast Hustle

#1
May 21, 2010, 05:47:27 AM
Whoops!

"Honey, what's in this pesto? It has a delicious earthy flavor!"

:lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

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May 22, 2010, 06:05:07 PM
 :lulz:

Good thing it was on one of my 2 numb fingers. Looks horrible, but no pain.

Adios

#3
May 23, 2010, 09:07:27 PM
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
May 24, 2010, 03:36:42 AM
This story made me laugh and cringe uncomfortably.

Adios

#5
May 24, 2010, 01:48:35 PM
 :lulz:

East Coast Hustle

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May 25, 2010, 01:59:27 AM
Quote from: Hawk on May 23, 2010, 09:07:27 PM
So last night in an alcohol induced incident I smashed my cut finger in the storm door. I bled all over everything and sure wished that finger was more numb that it usually is. Fucking hurt.

Heh, nothing beats injuring an injury. I'm notorious for burning my burns.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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