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Started by Triple Zero, June 10, 2010, 12:39:30 PM

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Triple Zero

#90
December 01, 2011, 06:06:15 PM
How to enable "verbatim search" in Google/Firefox:

http://codestruggle.blogspot.com/2011/12/google-verbatim-search.html

(aka, how Google used to work, sort of)
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Telarus

#91
December 02, 2011, 05:48:21 AM
Trip, your a fukin superhero.
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#92
December 02, 2011, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 02, 2011, 05:48:21 AM
Trip, your a fukin superhero.

Yes, and during daytime, I'm just an ordinary guy posting links to useful Google tricks.

(Don't tell anyone.)
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#93
December 02, 2011, 05:07:37 PM
 :lulz:
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#94
January 13, 2012, 02:51:27 PM
WOW Google, just wow ...

http://blog.mocality.co.ke/2012/01/13/google-what-were-you-thinking/

Mocality is a startup business building an online directory of Kenyan businesses. "Get Kenyan Businesses Online" is one of the many Google projects worldwide that offers small businesses in 3rd world countries a website and Google placement in a Google directory of Google businesses Google.

And then, this is the story of Google hiring callcentres on various continents to systematically click through the Mocality listings, call up those businesses, claim Mocality works for Google to sell them websites and make even more fraudulent claims.
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Cramulus

#95
January 13, 2012, 02:57:20 PM
"Hi there, I have a bank account I'd like to use to facilitate international money transfers. What's that? You're a prince?! That's great news, you're just the man I'm looking for."
                              \ \

Triple Zero

#96
January 13, 2012, 03:18:05 PM
Yeaah I know what it looks like, yet there seems to be something more going on. Here's the story on BoingBoing:

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/13/google-fraudulently-solicits-f.html
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#97
January 13, 2012, 03:47:43 PM
"Do No Evil?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#98
January 13, 2012, 04:29:07 PM
Google said they'll come with a statement soon.

Personally I prefer to jump to conclusions and poop all over them.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#99
January 13, 2012, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:29:07 PM
Google said they'll come with a statement soon.

Personally I prefer to jump to conclusions and poop all over them.

If they need time to think up a statement, I'll just drop my pance now and start the holocaust.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Triple Zero

#100
January 13, 2012, 05:05:53 PM
Good man!

But seriously there's several things rather fishy about this.

Some apologists say it's probably random scammers that proxied with a Google IP to pretend to be Google ("pretend to be someone else" is Scammer 101 they say), but it just doesn't add up. Mostly because the only reason those IPs surfaced were because Mocality did some (IMO) rather unexpected reverse-scamming, serving up a fake callback phonenumber to just that IP. I'm not buying that random scammers troubled themselves to get a valid Google-IP proxy just for that eventuality. (an eventuality in which they would be exposed anyhow)

My guess is Google will come with some statement that this was a rogue outsourced team that did not act in accordance with blablablabla

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#101
January 13, 2012, 05:08:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 05:05:53 PM
Good man!

But seriously there's several things rather fishy about this.

Some apologists say it's probably random scammers that proxied with a Google IP to pretend to be Google ("pretend to be someone else" is Scammer 101 they say), but it just doesn't add up. Mostly because the only reason those IPs surfaced were because Mocality did some (IMO) rather unexpected reverse-scamming, serving up a fake callback phonenumber to just that IP. I'm not buying that random scammers troubled themselves to get a valid Google-IP proxy just for that eventuality. (an eventuality in which they would be exposed anyhow)

My guess is Google will come with some statement that this was a rogue outsourced team that did not act in accordance with blablablabla

Towering self-righteous indignation...RUINED!   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#102
January 13, 2012, 05:13:01 PM
Man this is the second time I made you cry lately! :( And I don't even get what you're trying to say here?
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#103
January 13, 2012, 05:14:24 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 05:13:01 PM
Man this is the second time I made you cry lately! :( And I don't even get what you're trying to say here?

I just wanted to spaz out, and you RUINED it with your "logic" and your "wait for the facts" and your "let the other side have its say".

It's easy to see you're not an American™.  Or you wouldn't be tromping all over my Freedom™ that way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#104
January 13, 2012, 05:19:24 PM
Oh man! But I WAS spazzing out and then I thought you were taking the piss over MY jumping to conclusions!

(so I gave with arguments, common European fault)

Let's do it again! FUCK GOOGLE


(and just for you: MOAR PAYPAL FUCKERY: http://christianowens.com/post/15771850658/my-recent-experience-with-paypal-customer-service -- though I think it will be a while--if ever--before they top that violin thing ... that was just ... wow)
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