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Started by Doktor Howl, June 17, 2010, 04:47:25 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 24, 2010, 07:03:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 24, 2010, 04:29:44 AM
I buy lots of perishable foods (especially fresh fruit and meat) and then don't eat them.



that makes me wanna punch you in the dick.. that you don't have.
an ex of mine would do the same, or just throw them in the lawn so we couldn't have them.
that is american to the EXTREME.

I don't mean t do it! I just forget to cook or eat it.  :(

Also, dick move on the ex's part.

Sir Squid Diddimus

It's ok. He's dead.  :)

My American moment today-- I have coffee at home but bought Starbucks anyway while I was out cause I didn't feel like making it myself.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Requia ☣

I bought a gym membership in January, or maybe February.

Today was the second time I went.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Nephew Twiddleton

Waiting to go out of my way to be lazy.

Stay tuned.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

PopeTom

Today a friend and I went out to get ice cream.

Because we got board waiting for the instant pudding we just mixed to set.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Sister_Gothique

Yesterday was my last day visiting the 'rents and Mum asked me if I wanted to start making Margaritas.....just after noon.


I'm pretty sure the Denver airport is chock full of America.... :argh!: :horrormirth: :argh!:
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Richter

My window fan's power cord partially broke, so I bought a replacement.

(attempting a re-solder before I trash the old one though.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Richter on June 28, 2010, 08:22:34 PM
My window fan's power cord partially broke, so I bought a replacement.

(attempting a re-solder before I trash the old one though.)

FYI it's really easy to just entirely replace the cords on most fans; usually costs about a dollar. YMMV.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

#114
Thanks, the cord tested good though.  It's a seperate cord, like a computer's, with a plug in the back of the fan.  The plug's what's gone wonky. 

May try to teardown and solder nice-like.  May just hotwire the fucker.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Richter on June 28, 2010, 10:28:18 PM
May just hotwire the fucker.

:|

You know better than that.

Dok,
Maintenance chief.
Molon Lube

-Kel-

instead of cooking at home, i drove two blocks to get a cheese burger.

Freeky

Between the last time I talked to my cousin several months ago, and yesterday when I talked to her, they had moved away from the beach to Orlando and are already planning to make another move in August/September to a slightly bigger house a few miles away, at which time she will be heavily prego, and taking care of two toddlers, and homeschooling their oldest child of 6 or 7.

American Dream Winnar is her. :sad:

Dysnomia

Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 24, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
I bought a gym membership in January, or maybe February.

Today was the second time I went.

I go to mine, but of course I mostly do things I could easily do at home....only I pay 35 bucks a month to do it a mile away...


also


ZUMBA
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Ok got one, today, instead of waiting for the bus that drops me off outside of my apartment, I took an alternate route and walked for a mile and half. Would have taken the same amount of time either way. Good choice, bad reason. I just didn't want to wait.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS