HIP-HIP-HORRAAAAY!
QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A FACEBOOK GROUP HONOURING THE ULCERITIC SACRIFICES OF AN HERO.
NET SUFFERED FOR YUOR SINS AND MUST BE VENERATED IN PRAISE AND REJOICE!
LET US LIFT OUR HANDS ON HIGH AND LIFT OUR VOICES IN WORSHIP FOR NET, KING OF KINGS, MARTYR AN HERO.
WE MUST PASS A COLLECTION PLATE TO RECOMPENSE AND ATONE FOR HIS MEDICAL SUFFERING AND HONOUR HIS NAME. WE MUST HONOUR THIS DAY WITH THE EATING OF A SINGLE BLOOD-ORANGE TO SYMBOLIZE INTESTINAL BLOOD SPILLED BY AN BENEVOLENT HERO.
ALL HERE BEAR WITNESS TO THESE ACTS OF GLORY. I ASK: WHO AMONG US SHALL DENY HIM?