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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #855 on: January 17, 2012, 12:26:00 pm »
Damn, Net, hope you recover without that thing that makes you walk through the produce section and start twitching uncontrollably.

Also, quiet, understated post which bears repeating:

Oh, god, I forgot about the smell  :horrormirth:

Who is this guy anyway, and did he REALLY eat 23 oranges??

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #856 on: January 17, 2012, 01:22:40 pm »


HIP-HIP-HORRAAAAY!

QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A FACEBOOK GROUP HONOURING THE ULCERITIC SACRIFICES OF AN HERO.

NET SUFFERED FOR YUOR SINS AND MUST BE VENERATED IN PRAISE AND REJOICE!

LET US LIFT OUR HANDS ON HIGH AND LIFT OUR VOICES IN WORSHIP FOR NET, KING OF KINGS, MARTYR AN HERO.

WE MUST PASS A COLLECTION PLATE TO RECOMPENSE AND ATONE FOR HIS MEDICAL SUFFERING AND HONOUR HIS NAME. WE MUST HONOUR THIS DAY WITH THE EATING OF A SINGLE BLOOD-ORANGE TO SYMBOLIZE INTESTINAL BLOOD SPILLED BY AN BENEVOLENT HERO.

ALL HERE BEAR WITNESS TO THESE ACTS OF GLORY. I ASK: WHO AMONG US SHALL DENY HIM?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #857 on: January 17, 2012, 01:24:58 pm »
We must venerialate Him.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #858 on: January 17, 2012, 03:05:13 pm »
...and how are we feeling this morning?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #859 on: January 17, 2012, 03:07:56 pm »
Explosive bathroom run at 5 AM

Another at 8 AM

gotta hit the head again right now


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #860 on: January 17, 2012, 03:10:32 pm »
HOLY SHITTING FUCKBALLS I LEAVE THIS PLACE ALONE FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS AND THIS HAPPENS?

SWEET MERCIFUL ASSJIZZ, THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER READ

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #861 on: January 17, 2012, 04:42:21 pm »
HEY ASSHOLES, ASIDE FROM SLIGHT ACIDIC DAMAGE TO MY LIPS, AND THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING STILL TASTES LIKE FUCKING ORANGES, I'M FINE.  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #862 on: January 17, 2012, 05:12:29 pm »
The first time around, Cram shit his pance.

The second time, Nigel proved she is UberFrau.

Now, Net pukes blood and is hospitalized.

HOW DO WE TOP OURSELVES NEXT TIME?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #863 on: January 17, 2012, 05:13:54 pm »
HEY ASSHOLES, ASIDE FROM SLIGHT ACIDIC DAMAGE TO MY LIPS, AND THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING STILL TASTES LIKE FUCKING ORANGES, I'M FINE.  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Fuck you. My arse hurts. And i have a fever.  :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #864 on: January 17, 2012, 05:34:33 pm »
HEY ASSHOLES, ASIDE FROM SLIGHT ACIDIC DAMAGE TO MY LIPS, AND THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING STILL TASTES LIKE FUCKING ORANGES, I'M FINE.  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Fuck you. My arse hurts. And i have a fever.  :lulz:

Well, if you're catching a cold, you're probably set on vitamin C.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #865 on: January 17, 2012, 05:36:20 pm »
HEY ASSHOLES, ASIDE FROM SLIGHT ACIDIC DAMAGE TO MY LIPS, AND THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING STILL TASTES LIKE FUCKING ORANGES, I'M FINE.  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Fuck you. My arse hurts. And i have a fever.  :lulz:

Well, if you're catching a cold, you're probably set on vitamin C.

That's something, I guess.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #866 on: January 17, 2012, 07:51:49 pm »
The first time around, Cram shit his pance.

The second time, Nigel proved she is UberFrau.

Now, Net pukes blood and is hospitalized.

HOW DO WE TOP OURSELVES NEXT TIME?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #867 on: January 17, 2012, 08:15:08 pm »
Next time, we first ask Eris to SURPRISE US.

Also, I'm still wondering who Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru is? Anyone we know but changed their name? The account's pretty old? Placid Dingo perhaps? And did he REALLY eat 23 oranges? He should at least get honorary second.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #868 on: January 17, 2012, 08:17:14 pm »
Next time, we first ask Eris to SURPRISE US.

Also, I'm still wondering who Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru is? Anyone we know but changed their name? The account's pretty old? Placid Dingo perhaps? And did he REALLY eat 23 oranges? He should at least get honorary second.

Whomever ate the most oranges wins.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #869 on: January 17, 2012, 08:20:24 pm »
Maybe next time y'all should try something that won't make you sick but is something that is a challenge to eat?

Like a turnip eating contest or maybe a beet eating contest?  Something odd where the challenge is as much to eat it as it is how many?  Sardines?  Goat balls? (NOT SERIOUS) But you see where I'm coming from......

I knew from the start I couldn't do the orange eating one, I get those little ulcers in my mouth if I eat one orange :(