FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[navkat]

First orange, bitches.

Prepare to feel the acidic heat of my citrus wrath.

[navkat]

[Triple Zero]

Quick question, did anyone remember to invite Cramulus to this contest? It was partially his idea last time, wasn't it?

Maybe somebody text him?

[LMNO]

I'll FB his ass.

[Luna]

He posted about it on FB yesterday, I presume somebody told 'im.

[LMNO]

Also, Navkat:   

[navkat]

Also, Navkat:   

*flattered*


(just brush the glitter off it and get in there)

[Zenpeanut]

ALRIGHT COCK-NOZZLES, LURKING TIME'S OVER. ALL Y'ALL SHOULD PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME MASSIVE SCHOOLING IN HOW TO EAT UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF ORANGES!

[Cramulus]

shit



damn



SWEET



MERCIFUL



FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.

[navkat]

shit



damn



SWEET



MERCIFUL



FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.

H-H-HAWT.

[Luna]

shit



damn



SWEET



MERCIFUL



FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.

I always DID think you talk pretty, Cram.   

[Cainad (dec.)]

Woah bitches, guess who just gobbled his first orange.

Shit yeah.

[LMNO]

Cram!  Yaaaaayyyyy!

[Requia ☣]

I go to buy mah oranges in a moment, how many am I gonna need to win this (was thinking two bag, about 16 valencias).

[Cainad (dec.)]

CRAMULASS

Welcome the fuck back


Also, 3 fucking oranges you nutpoachers!