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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #315 on: April 08, 2011, 12:06:05 pm »
First orange, bitches.

Prepare to feel the acidic heat of my citrus wrath.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #316 on: April 08, 2011, 12:36:12 pm »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #317 on: April 08, 2011, 12:59:58 pm »
Quick question, did anyone remember to invite Cramulus to this contest? It was partially his idea last time, wasn't it?

Maybe somebody text him?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #318 on: April 08, 2011, 01:14:23 pm »
I'll FB his ass.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #319 on: April 08, 2011, 01:22:03 pm »
He posted about it on FB yesterday, I presume somebody told 'im.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #320 on: April 08, 2011, 01:25:29 pm »
Also, Navkat:    :fap:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #321 on: April 08, 2011, 02:10:09 pm »
Also, Navkat:    :fap:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #322 on: April 08, 2011, 02:53:42 pm »
ALRIGHT COCK-NOZZLES, LURKING TIME'S OVER. ALL Y'ALL SHOULD PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME MASSIVE SCHOOLING IN HOW TO EAT UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF ORANGES!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #323 on: April 08, 2011, 03:22:16 pm »
shit



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FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #324 on: April 08, 2011, 03:24:34 pm »
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FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.


H-H-HAWT.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #325 on: April 08, 2011, 03:27:11 pm »
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FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN AN ORANGE SINCE LAST JUNE.

and HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAINE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS KNOCKING FRUIT OFF THE BRANCHES AND CRAMMING THEM IN MY FACE

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT. I'M GONNA HANDLE SOMETHING: YOUR FAILURE. I'LL HANDLE IT WELL. I'LL MANHANDLE IT UNTIL IT GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER. THEN I'LL RESTRAIN IT UNTIL IT GETS A FONDLING ORDER. THEN I'LL CATTLE-PROD YOU IN THE BALLS WHILE HUMMING "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN SERIOUS I AM.


I always DID think you talk pretty, Cram.   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #326 on: April 08, 2011, 03:34:41 pm »
Woah bitches, guess who just gobbled his first orange.

Shit yeah.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #327 on: April 08, 2011, 03:39:38 pm »
Cram!  Yaaaaayyyyy!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #328 on: April 08, 2011, 03:43:44 pm »
I go to buy mah oranges in a moment, how many am I gonna need to win this (was thinking two bag, about 16 valencias).
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #329 on: April 08, 2011, 03:45:13 pm »
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Also, 3 fucking oranges you nutpoachers!