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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #360 on: April 08, 2011, 06:49:05 pm »
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

SIGMATIC, YOU COLLYMODDLING SOCKFUCKER!  IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIt, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT TOMORROW WHEN ROUND TWO HAPPENS, SO THAT I HAVE SOME COMPETITION.  NOT THAT YOU'LL WIN ANYWAY.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #361 on: April 08, 2011, 07:02:29 pm »
WHY AM I STILL HERE?  I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN!  SOONER STARTED, SOONER SHITTING STREAMS OF BURNING ORANGE DAY-GLO PULP.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #362 on: April 08, 2011, 07:03:36 pm »
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

SIGMATIC, YOU COLLYMODDLING SOCKFUCKER!  IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIt, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT TOMORROW WHEN ROUND TWO HAPPENS, SO THAT I HAVE SOME COMPETITION.  NOT THAT YOU'LL WIN ANYWAY.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #363 on: April 08, 2011, 07:07:30 pm »
I've an 8 am flight in the morning following a 2 hour drive to the airport when I get off work at 4.

I'm pretty sure this is a bad fucking idea. And I will lose.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #364 on: April 08, 2011, 07:10:03 pm »
I've an 8 am flight in the morning following a 2 hour drive to the airport when I get off work at 4.

I'm pretty sure this is a bad fucking idea. And I will lose.

One orange down. Craving chipotle.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #365 on: April 08, 2011, 07:20:16 pm »
I'm 4 oranges deep, pacing myself so as not to repeat last year's intestinal explosion.

happens to be a really busy day at work

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #366 on: April 08, 2011, 07:20:57 pm »
pacing myself so as not to repeat last year's intestinal explosion.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #367 on: April 08, 2011, 07:21:08 pm »
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #368 on: April 08, 2011, 08:04:40 pm »
I'm 5 in (valencias), 15 more to go for my goal.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #369 on: April 08, 2011, 08:05:18 pm »
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #370 on: April 08, 2011, 08:06:30 pm »
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself

Ruling?  If you hurl, you're out?
Bullshit. If you hurl, you keep fucking going.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #371 on: April 08, 2011, 08:07:10 pm »
Yeah... It seems that if you ate six oranges, then vomited up six oranges, and then kept eating fucking oranges, that would be pretty hardcore.  Plus, it would lead to more vomiting.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #372 on: April 08, 2011, 08:08:29 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #373 on: April 08, 2011, 08:12:02 pm »
Yeah... It seems that if you ate six oranges, then vomited up six oranges, and then kept eating fucking oranges, that would be pretty hardcore.  Plus, it would lead to more vomiting.



THIS.

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I'm at 5 oranges. Having a bit of chicken liver, then continuing with MORE FUCKING ORANGES.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #374 on: April 08, 2011, 08:15:22 pm »
You stand no chance, oranges are what I eat when I'm trying *not* to throw up.  Also 7.
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