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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Freeky

#360
April 08, 2011, 06:49:05 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

SIGMATIC, YOU COLLYMODDLING SOCKFUCKER!  IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIt, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT TOMORROW WHEN ROUND TWO HAPPENS, SO THAT I HAVE SOME COMPETITION.  NOT THAT YOU'LL WIN ANYWAY.

Jasper

#361
April 08, 2011, 07:02:29 PM
WHY AM I STILL HERE?  I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN!  SOONER STARTED, SOONER SHITTING STREAMS OF BURNING ORANGE DAY-GLO PULP.


BRB

Freeky

#362
April 08, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 08, 2011, 06:49:05 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

SIGMATIC, YOU COLLYMODDLING SOCKFUCKER!  IF YOU'RE GONNA WAIt, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT TOMORROW WHEN ROUND TWO HAPPENS, SO THAT I HAVE SOME COMPETITION.  NOT THAT YOU'LL WIN ANYWAY.

Da6s

#363
April 08, 2011, 07:07:30 PM
I've an 8 am flight in the morning following a 2 hour drive to the airport when I get off work at 4.

I'm pretty sure this is a bad fucking idea. And I will lose.

One orange down. Craving chipotle.
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Luna

#364
April 08, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Quote from: Da6s on April 08, 2011, 07:07:30 PM
I've an 8 am flight in the morning following a 2 hour drive to the airport when I get off work at 4.

I'm pretty sure this is a bad fucking idea. And I will lose.

One orange down. Craving chipotle.

Note to self, Google "Explosive acidic diarrhea on airplane" in the morning.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cramulus

#365
April 08, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
I'm 4 oranges deep, pacing myself so as not to repeat last year's intestinal explosion.

happens to be a really busy day at work

The Good Reverend Roger

#366
April 08, 2011, 07:20:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2011, 07:20:16 PM
pacing myself so as not to repeat last year's intestinal explosion.

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Thurnez Isa

#367
April 08, 2011, 07:21:08 PM
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself
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Requia ☣

#368
April 08, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
I'm 5 in (valencias), 15 more to go for my goal.

Pictures will happen when/if I figure out how to get them off my camera.
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Luna

#369
April 08, 2011, 08:05:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 07:21:08 PM
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself

Ruling?  If you hurl, you're out?
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

#370
April 08, 2011, 08:06:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 08, 2011, 08:05:18 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 07:21:08 PM
Im at 6 and really sick to my stomach
I should have paced myself

Ruling?  If you hurl, you're out?
Bullshit. If you hurl, you keep fucking going.

LMNO

#371
April 08, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
Yeah... It seems that if you ate six oranges, then vomited up six oranges, and then kept eating fucking oranges, that would be pretty hardcore.  Plus, it would lead to more vomiting.

East Coast Hustle

#372
April 08, 2011, 08:08:29 PM
Boot & Rally is the only acceptable strategy.
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#373
April 08, 2011, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 08, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
Yeah... It seems that if you ate six oranges, then vomited up six oranges, and then kept eating fucking oranges, that would be pretty hardcore.  Plus, it would lead to more vomiting.



THIS.

If you puke and keep going, YOU ARE A WINNER.

I'm at 5 oranges. Having a bit of chicken liver, then continuing with MORE FUCKING ORANGES.

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Requia ☣

#374
April 08, 2011, 08:15:22 PM
You stand no chance, oranges are what I eat when I'm trying *not* to throw up.  Also 7.
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