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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #375 on: April 08, 2011, 08:15:44 pm »
I'm at 10, bitches! Gonna get another bag tonight.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #376 on: April 08, 2011, 08:21:09 pm »
8, That was a damned good snack.
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« Reply #377 on: April 08, 2011, 08:46:31 pm »
I hereby invoke pics or it didn't god damn happen.



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #378 on: April 08, 2011, 08:47:25 pm »
8 lb bag of navel oranges?  You bet your INTESTINES.  

Just ate a whole one in a couple bites.

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« Reply #379 on: April 08, 2011, 08:48:18 pm »
also, i'm on slice number 4 of orange number 3.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #380 on: April 08, 2011, 08:49:16 pm »
I hereby invoke pics or it didn't god damn happen.



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #381 on: April 08, 2011, 08:49:33 pm »
As I said, pics will happen when I figure the damned phone out (its the only camera I have).

Also 10.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #382 on: April 08, 2011, 08:54:55 pm »
ORANGE TWO:  THOROUGHLY MASTICATED.  THE CLOYING TANG OF RIND OIL HANGS IN THE AIR.  I CAN SMELL THE FEAR IN THE BAG OF ORANGES.  THEY KNOW WHAT COMES.

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« Reply #383 on: April 08, 2011, 08:55:07 pm »
As I said, pics will happen when I figure the damned phone out (its the only camera I have).

Also 10.

You could always just text your orange pics to me and i'll upload them for you via bluetooth.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #384 on: April 08, 2011, 08:56:31 pm »
10? 10? Oh, shit, time for me to reload, muthafucka!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #385 on: April 08, 2011, 08:57:15 pm »
I NEED MORE BOMBAST FROM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.


"Oh, I just ate another"  ISN'T GONNA FUCKING CUT IT.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #386 on: April 08, 2011, 08:57:24 pm »
Just broke into orange #6 to wash down my snack of sauteed chicken livers.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #387 on: April 08, 2011, 08:57:36 pm »
ORANGE TWO:  THOROUGHLY MASTICATED.  THE CLOYING TANG OF RIND OIL HANGS IN THE AIR.  I CAN SMELL THE FEAR IN THE BAG OF ORANGES.  THEY KNOW WHAT COMES.




I MADE THEM FUCKING WATCH AS I DEVOURED THEIR KIN IN A MANNER GALACTUS HIMSELF WOULD HAVE ADMIRED
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #388 on: April 08, 2011, 08:57:42 pm »
Ok first thing Im starting to notice
Everytime I cut one up I get all exited and craving it their sweet, sexy orange juices.
Then I just find eating them now so depressing
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #389 on: April 08, 2011, 08:59:32 pm »
10? 10? Oh, shit, time for me to reload, muthafucka!


I'm the only one eating Valencias (I think) So you'd still be winning.

Kinda hungry though.
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