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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #435 on: April 08, 2011, 10:12:41 pm »




^ That's right hosedicks, EIGHT MORE POUNDS OF ORANGES


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #436 on: April 08, 2011, 10:13:05 pm »
I am laughing so goddamn hard, I can't breathe!!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #437 on: April 08, 2011, 10:14:20 pm »
YOU MUST BE MARRIED TO AN ORCHARD.  WHERE IN THE UTERUS DID YOU GET ALL THOSE ORANGES?!

GROCERY STORE(S) IS 5 MINUTES AWAY



MAN, THESE ORANGES FROM WILD BY NATURE ARE WAY THE FUCK BETTER THAN THOSE DRY WRINKLY GRAMMA-BUTT ORANGES FROM STOP AND SHOP, AND ALSO THEY'RE BIGGER!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #438 on: April 08, 2011, 10:21:09 pm »
FUCK MY LIFE


ONE OF THESE ORANGES IS BAD! :crankey:

Guess I'll only be gobbling 17 oranges today. :cry:

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« Reply #439 on: April 08, 2011, 10:24:34 pm »
HAHAHA!  YESSSSSSS

BACK IN THE GAME

I'M UNSTOPPABLE, MY FURY IS TANGERI-ER, TANGI- YOU CAN TASTE IT.  YEAH!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #440 on: April 08, 2011, 10:26:59 pm »
ITS TANGIBLE, FUCKWIT.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #441 on: April 08, 2011, 10:28:16 pm »
SO YOU ADMIT IT!  8)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #442 on: April 08, 2011, 10:28:27 pm »
HAHAHA!  YESSSSSSS

BACK IN THE GAME

I'M UNSTOPPABLE, MY FURY IS TANGERI-ER, TANGI- YOU CAN TASTE IT.  YEAH!

OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T YOU BOARD CERTIFIED GRANITE HUMPER

I'MA BUY MORE FUCKING ORANGES IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO CAPSIZE YOUR DOUBLE-HULLED ASS ON THE HIGH SEAS OF FUCK YOU





oh my god so much farting... how can there even be this much gas in my body I don't understand

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #443 on: April 08, 2011, 10:30:27 pm »
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!  RUN ON HOME TO EAT SOME TUMS AND HAVE YOUR MOM HOLD YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU VOMIT

LIKE A SISSY

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #444 on: April 08, 2011, 10:31:04 pm »

I'MA BUY MORE FUCKING ORANGES IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO CAPSIZE YOUR DOUBLE-HULLED ASS ON THE HIGH SEAS OF FUCK YOU


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #445 on: April 08, 2011, 10:35:27 pm »
THEY TOLD ME ITS AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO MINDS.

BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, SPAGLORDS?

MY WIND SMELLS PRETTY ILL RIGHT NOW, AND IT IS BLOWING MY MIND.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #446 on: April 08, 2011, 10:36:27 pm »
SIX MORE TO GO


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #447 on: April 08, 2011, 10:37:12 pm »

Ok Im not going to lie

I almost threw up





so what did I do?











Cut up more oranges....









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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #448 on: April 08, 2011, 10:43:49 pm »
DOIN IT RIGHT!




CHRIST, JUST LOOKING AT THESE ORANGES MAKE MY ESOPHAGUS BURN AND MY ASS FEEL RAEP'D.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #449 on: April 08, 2011, 11:08:03 pm »
EAT

UNTIL WE

DIE!!!!!
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