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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #450 on: April 08, 2011, 11:16:33 pm »
MY STOMACH FEELS STRANGELY COLD.  I MAY DIE.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #451 on: April 08, 2011, 11:16:50 pm »
wow it feels good to brush my teeth after that

brief recovery period, then I am totally back on point
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #452 on: April 08, 2011, 11:17:23 pm »
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 11:08:03 pm
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #453 on: April 08, 2011, 11:25:11 pm »
If this were a spectator sport, the audience would be required to wear galoshes and plastic ponchos just in case they ended up in the 'splash zone'. People with a citrus allergy would be screened.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #454 on: April 08, 2011, 11:26:48 pm »
Let me as a question: if a bunch of us are neck-and-neck, say, at like the 16-orange-mark and a bunch drop out, what breaks the tie? Is it pieces? or whole oranges only?

I kind of like the idea of people duking it out til the bitter end in increments, daring each other to eat just one more segment...like up-bidding each other in some kind of ascorbic acid-soaked auction house until we're puking up our own Tripe a' L'Orange.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #455 on: April 08, 2011, 11:27:49 pm »
The tie breaker is what results after ingesting all the fruit.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #456 on: April 08, 2011, 11:29:34 pm »
Yeah, the more hilarious version of events is the winne.r
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #457 on: April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 pm »
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #458 on: April 08, 2011, 11:30:50 pm »
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 pm
how come I no longer taste the oranges?

You guys are fucking stupid.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #459 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 pm »
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #460 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:42 pm »
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 pm
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
The acid has finally destroyed your taste buds.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #461 on: April 08, 2011, 11:32:02 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 pm
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #462 on: April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 pm »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #463 on: April 08, 2011, 11:44:00 pm »
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 pm
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

 :lulz: Get used to it

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #464 on: April 08, 2011, 11:44:37 pm »
The effects will last several days.
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