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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #450 on: April 08, 2011, 11:16:33 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #451 on: April 08, 2011, 11:16:50 pm »
wow it feels good to brush my teeth after that

brief recovery period, then I am totally back on point

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« Reply #452 on: April 08, 2011, 11:17:23 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #453 on: April 08, 2011, 11:25:11 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #454 on: April 08, 2011, 11:26:48 pm »
Let me as a question: if a bunch of us are neck-and-neck, say, at like the 16-orange-mark and a bunch drop out, what breaks the tie? Is it pieces? or whole oranges only?

I kind of like the idea of people duking it out til the bitter end in increments, daring each other to eat just one more segment...like up-bidding each other in some kind of ascorbic acid-soaked auction house until we're puking up our own Tripe a' L'Orange.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #455 on: April 08, 2011, 11:27:49 pm »
The tie breaker is what results after ingesting all the fruit.
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« Reply #456 on: April 08, 2011, 11:29:34 pm »
Yeah, the more hilarious version of events is the winne.r
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #457 on: April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 pm »
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
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« Reply #458 on: April 08, 2011, 11:30:50 pm »
how come I no longer taste the oranges?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #459 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 pm »
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

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« Reply #460 on: April 08, 2011, 11:31:42 pm »
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
The acid has finally destroyed your taste buds.

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« Reply #461 on: April 08, 2011, 11:32:02 pm »
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #462 on: April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 pm »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #463 on: April 08, 2011, 11:44:00 pm »
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

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« Reply #464 on: April 08, 2011, 11:44:37 pm »
The effects will last several days.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”