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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #480 on: April 09, 2011, 12:20:10 am »
You and me both, sister. I did this shit last year. I did NOT know what I was getting into. 11 cara cara oranges? I should have been dead.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #481 on: April 09, 2011, 12:21:24 am »
You and me both, sister. I did this shit last year. I did NOT know what I was getting into. 11 cara cara oranges? I should have been dead.

Im 13 Cara Cara's...  :sad:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #482 on: April 09, 2011, 12:31:40 am »
What kind of mucus slurping clothesline of butts has to bestow upon themselves a head start in this game whose finish line lies a luxurious 7 hours out?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #483 on: April 09, 2011, 12:32:57 am »
There will be bloating, soon, unless you get the runs.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #484 on: April 09, 2011, 12:34:08 am »
You and me both, sister. I did this shit last year. I did NOT know what I was getting into. 11 cara cara oranges? I should have been dead.

Im 13 Cara Cara's...  :sad:
I have to go to the washroom but Im scared

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #485 on: April 09, 2011, 12:35:37 am »
Should do it earlier in the year then, my biggest motivators on Valencias is that they're a third the price of navels here and now.

They're twice the price of Navels HERE.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #486 on: April 09, 2011, 12:37:18 am »
I got valencias because they were 4 lb. bags for 2 bucks.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #487 on: April 09, 2011, 12:38:10 am »
Should do it earlier in the year then, my biggest motivators on Valencias is that they're a third the price of navels here and now.

They're twice the price of Navels HERE.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #488 on: April 09, 2011, 12:39:33 am »
I got valencias because they were 4 lb. bags for 2 bucks.

That's pretty close to what the Navels are here.

I like Valencias better, truth be told. Maybe we should do ALL VALENCIAS next year!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #489 on: April 09, 2011, 12:40:15 am »
Should do it earlier in the year then, my biggest motivators on Valencias is that they're a third the price of navels here and now.

They're twice the price of Navels HERE.

wtf?

Apparently California Navel oranges are in season right now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #490 on: April 09, 2011, 12:41:01 am »
I always thought they ripened in like December or something, but that must be the Florida ones.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #491 on: April 09, 2011, 12:42:41 am »
I always thought they ripened in like December or something, but that must be the Florida ones.

Florida oranges are only in season from November to December. And they are far superior to California navels...Cali just has them now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #492 on: April 09, 2011, 12:43:21 am »
I have just very slowly worked my way through Valencia 18, which means I've matched the old record.  I also need to take a visit to the bathroom.  If I don't come back blame Cramulus for it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #493 on: April 09, 2011, 12:46:34 am »
How the hell are you guys doing this? I've eaten 8.5 so far with another bag of 7, but 8 pounds? Lunacy.

Also, the house now officially wreaks of citrus

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #494 on: April 09, 2011, 12:52:43 am »
The bathroom has a smell that would make a Nessie run away.  Other than that I feel fine.
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