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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #495 on: April 09, 2011, 12:55:45 am »
The bathroom has a smell that would make a Nessie run away.  Other than that I feel fine.

A Nessie would just think you were a new flavor of ambulatory dinner.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #496 on: April 09, 2011, 01:10:07 am »
I'm at ten, and I am now shitting pure orange pulp.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #497 on: April 09, 2011, 01:11:44 am »
The bathroom has a smell that would make a Nessie run away.  Other than that I feel fine.

A Nessie would just think you were a new flavor of ambulatory dinner.

I also don't smell like the bathroom.  Thank god.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #498 on: April 09, 2011, 01:15:12 am »
I just made the connection between "oranges" and the discordian day "orange."

Was that ever intended?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #499 on: April 09, 2011, 01:16:40 am »
isn't today pugenday though?  Or did you mean in general.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #500 on: April 09, 2011, 01:19:02 am »
I guess.  I don't keep track.  I was just drawing correlations.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #501 on: April 09, 2011, 01:19:26 am »
From the sounds of things, all the oranges are making things pretty pungent.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #502 on: April 09, 2011, 01:23:57 am »
Ooogh...  I just finished my 11th.  So, that's happy.

The remaining oranges are looking smug.  They think they've beaten me.

They've never met anyone intent on eating a whole 8lb bag of oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #503 on: April 09, 2011, 01:27:54 am »
Ooogh...  I just finished my 11th.  So, that's happy.

The remaining oranges are looking smug.  They think they've beaten me.

They've never met anyone intent on eating a whole 8lb bag of oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #504 on: April 09, 2011, 01:29:37 am »
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I went to the washroom
wasn't horrifying and only burned a little

I feel it's going to be much much worse tomorrow then today


also to call this heart burn is understatement
the entire frontal body is burning...
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #505 on: April 09, 2011, 01:31:51 am »
THIS IS MY LAST ORANGE FUCKERS

10 pounds of oranges.  20 Valencias.

Ooogh...  I just finished my 11th.  So, that's happy.

The remaining oranges are looking smug.  They think they've beaten me.

They've never met anyone intent on eating a whole 8lb bag of oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #506 on: April 09, 2011, 01:32:48 am »
The great part of this is that if I don't win, I get a nice little schadenfreude consolation prize.  :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #507 on: April 09, 2011, 01:54:23 am »
Ooogh...  I just finished my 11th.  So, that's happy.

The remaining oranges are looking smug.  They think they've beaten me.

They've never met anyone intent on eating a whole 8lb bag of oranges.

You're all going to die.

OH MY GOD YOUR FUCKING AVATAR

IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING!!!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #508 on: April 09, 2011, 01:55:18 am »
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I went to the washroom
wasn't horrifying and only burned a little

I feel it's going to be much much worse tomorrow then today


also to call this heart burn is understatement
the entire frontal body is burning...

I don't know if I can beat you.

I do know that if I make it to sixteen, I will have consumed ELEVEN POUNDS OF ORANGES.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #509 on: April 09, 2011, 01:56:26 am »
Ooogh...  I just finished my 11th.  So, that's happy.

The remaining oranges are looking smug.  They think they've beaten me.

They've never met anyone intent on eating a whole 8lb bag of oranges.

You're all going to die.

Your avatar almost made me shit myself.
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