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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #570 on: April 09, 2011, 06:34:06 am »
You gonna be up all night eatin them bitches or starting anew in the morning?
Me? I'll be doing all the shitting for you I suppose.

Though I REALLY want a fucking orange now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #571 on: April 09, 2011, 06:37:17 am »
Oh my bad, I forgot you're like 4 hours behind me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #572 on: April 09, 2011, 06:43:25 am »
This asscocking contest ends at midnight, which is in only about an hour and a quarter

fuuuuuuck my insides hurt


shoot me
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #573 on: April 09, 2011, 06:44:03 am »
I really want a piece of bread and cheese for some reason

or maybe some ham
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #574 on: April 09, 2011, 06:45:39 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:44:03 am
I really want a piece of bread and cheese for some reason

or maybe some ham

Skip the food. Start drinking Mylanta until you shit chalk. Your intestines might survive that way.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #575 on: April 09, 2011, 06:46:21 am »
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2011, 06:45:39 am
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:44:03 am
I really want a piece of bread and cheese for some reason

or maybe some ham

Skip the food. Start drinking Mylanta until you shit chalk. Your intestines might survive that way.

I don't have anything like that. Should I eat chalk?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #576 on: April 09, 2011, 06:47:15 am »
Wait, won't that plug me up?

That's the opposite of what I want to happen.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #577 on: April 09, 2011, 06:48:48 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:46:21 am
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 09, 2011, 06:45:39 am
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:44:03 am
I really want a piece of bread and cheese for some reason

or maybe some ham

Skip the food. Start drinking Mylanta until you shit chalk. Your intestines might survive that way.

I don't have anything like that. Should I eat chalk?

If you did, would you shit Mylanta? Grind up a bucket of Tums and mix 'em with milk. Or would that not work? I would do it, but I also will eat pizza even if it's got mold on it. Will it plug you up? It laxitates me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #578 on: April 09, 2011, 06:52:20 am »
EFO is playing Chariots of Fire for me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #579 on: April 09, 2011, 06:53:02 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:52:20 am
EFO is playing Chariots of Fire for me.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #580 on: April 09, 2011, 06:54:31 am »
Annnnnnnnnd.... final orange segment consumed!

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22  :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #581 on: April 09, 2011, 07:00:34 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:54:31 am
Annnnnnnnnd.... final orange segment consumed!

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22  :)

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #582 on: April 09, 2011, 07:15:02 am »
When I shit, it's going to be unspeakable. My farts smell like orange, and not in a good way.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #583 on: April 09, 2011, 07:22:39 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 07:15:02 am
When I shit, it's going to be unspeakable. My farts smell like orange, and not in a good way.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #584 on: April 09, 2011, 07:46:42 am »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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