FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Freeky]

THIS is a good way to end the day; reading about people you convinced to do this to themselves, in some cases AGAIN, and have no more intention of doing that to yourself. 

[Don Coyote]

THIS is a good way to end the day; reading about people you convinced to do this to themselves, in some cases AGAIN, and have no more intention of doing that to yourself. 

I am going to challenge YUO...at some time in the future to a battle of the bowels.

[Freeky]

THIS is a good way to end the day; reading about people you convinced to do this to themselves, in some cases AGAIN, and have no more intention of doing that to yourself. 

I am going to challenge YUO...at some time in the future to a battle of the bowels.

I'm down with this, particularly if we can arrange it for when I don't have the monkey.  IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!! 

What were you thinking of eating?  I would definitely do a tomato soup bomb competition.  You haven't had tomato soup until you've had MY tomato soup, I'm afraid.  Roger asked me not to make it this month because he's had beans all week, so he doesn't need to be farting garlic and onion.

Both and

[Don Coyote]

THIS is a good way to end the day; reading about people you convinced to do this to themselves, in some cases AGAIN, and have no more intention of doing that to yourself. 

I am going to challenge YUO...at some time in the future to a battle of the bowels.

I'm down with this, particularly if we can arrange it for when I don't have the monkey.  IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!! 

What were you thinking of eating?  I would definitely do a tomato soup bomb competition.  You haven't had tomato soup until you've had MY tomato soup, I'm afraid.  Roger asked me not to make it this month because he's had beans all week, so he doesn't need to be farting garlic and onion.

Both and

We shall have to discuss suitable gastronombombical terms at some point.

Coyote, has eaten slightly raw and spoiled beef with no ill effects a few times.

[Freeky]

Good for you.  So have I.  And a cake with fruit filling that was left out for several days.

Oh ho ho.  Are you any good at cooking?

[Don Coyote]

Good for you.  So have I.  And a cake with fruit filling that was left out for several days.

Oh ho ho.  Are you any good at cooking?

Out of practice, but I might be able to assist.

Coyote, can properly apply fire to food to burn it to appropriately palatable levels most of the time.

[Freeky]

This requires the feat Food Finesse:  You use time, cut, and taste to create the perfect dish.  This feat replaces Flamed To Perfection in other feat prerequisitives.

[Don Coyote]

This requires the feat Food Finesse:  You use time, cut, and taste to create the perfect dish.  This feat replaces Flamed To Perfection in other feat prerequisitives.

[Freeky]

LET MY PILLZ HERE DO THEIR WORK!!  After a week of not having had them, they are working quite effectively.

I am making a thread for this so as to not spag this one up further.

[Freeky]

Decided to leave this idea that is brewing for when I'm sobered up.

[Iason Ouabache]

When I shit, it's going to be unspeakable. My farts smell like orange, and not in a good way.

NIGEL WINS FOREVER!!!

[Telarus]

When I shit, it's going to be unspeakable. My farts smell like orange, and not in a good way.

NIGEL WINS FOREVER!!!

[navkat]

I think Nigel won a long time ago just on GP--lady went her ass back to the store. That kind of sphincterial integrity has got to count for something.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

yuo guise are all insane.

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I think Nigel won a long time ago just on GP--lady went her ass back to the store. That kind of sphincterial integrity has got to count for something.

Yeah. I couldn't even get my ass to the store, period.

I'm impressed at the quantity you spags consumed, however, I am of great disappoint that the bombastic shit-talking was all but scrapped this year.