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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #750 on: January 16, 2012, 03:53:52 pm »
Do you peel your oranges first, all of them, and then consume, or peel/eat/peel/eat?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #751 on: January 16, 2012, 03:55:36 pm »
Peel eat, peel eat. Peeeeeeeel then eeeeeeat is both presumptuous and disgusting

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #752 on: January 16, 2012, 03:56:25 pm »
This thread is why the terrorists hate us.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #753 on: January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Just finished #1, by the way.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #754 on: January 16, 2012, 03:57:30 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #755 on: January 16, 2012, 03:58:53 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #756 on: January 16, 2012, 04:00:39 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.

Fucking snap out of it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #757 on: January 16, 2012, 04:04:01 pm »
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #758 on: January 16, 2012, 04:16:22 pm »
Where's the passion? Where's the showmanship? THIS ISN'T AN ORANGE-EATING CONTEST, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SPAGS QUIETLY EATING ORANGES.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #759 on: January 16, 2012, 04:16:55 pm »
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.


THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #760 on: January 16, 2012, 04:19:58 pm »
HOLY SHITBALLS, i JUST STARTED ON NUMBER TWO.  AND BEFORE YOU GET ALL WHAT THE HELL YOU PANTY WAISTE, YOU FINISHED NUMBER ONE LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO!  I HAVE BEEN GETTING INTO A GROOVE.  YOU CAN'T FORCE IT, ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN FORCE SWEET, SWEET LOVING.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #761 on: January 16, 2012, 04:23:42 pm »
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #762 on: January 16, 2012, 04:40:27 pm »
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #763 on: January 16, 2012, 04:42:09 pm »
GUESS WHAT SIMPERING COCKLE PORKERS, I *MUNCH* JUST FINISHED *CHEW CHEW* NUMBER THREE.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?  PROBABLY CRYING INTO THEIR BOWLS OF FAILGES.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #764 on: January 16, 2012, 04:47:24 pm »
OHAI NET

I AM DEVOURING NUMBER FOUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.  YOU MAY HAVE BOUT TEN HOURS ON ME, BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP UP THE EATING?
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in