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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Freeky

#750
January 16, 2012, 03:53:52 PM
Do you peel your oranges first, all of them, and then consume, or peel/eat/peel/eat?

navkat

#751
January 16, 2012, 03:55:36 PM
Peel eat, peel eat. Peeeeeeeel then eeeeeeat is both presumptuous and disgusting

navkat

#752
January 16, 2012, 03:56:25 PM
This thread is why the terrorists hate us.

Freeky

#753
January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Just finished #1, by the way.

The Good Reverend Roger

#754
January 16, 2012, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#755
January 16, 2012, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.

The Good Reverend Roger

#756
January 16, 2012, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2012, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.

Fucking snap out of it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#757
January 16, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#758
January 16, 2012, 04:16:22 PM
Where's the passion? Where's the showmanship? THIS ISN'T AN ORANGE-EATING CONTEST, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SPAGS QUIETLY EATING ORANGES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#759
January 16, 2012, 04:16:55 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#760
January 16, 2012, 04:19:58 PM
HOLY SHITBALLS, i JUST STARTED ON NUMBER TWO.  AND BEFORE YOU GET ALL WHAT THE HELL YOU PANTY WAISTE, YOU FINISHED NUMBER ONE LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO!  I HAVE BEEN GETTING INTO A GROOVE.  YOU CAN'T FORCE IT, ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN FORCE SWEET, SWEET LOVING.

Freeky

#761
January 16, 2012, 04:23:42 PM
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.

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#762
January 16, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 04:23:42 PM
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.


I WAS TOO BUSY SUMMONING A GHOST ASS TO PROTECT MY HIND FROM EVIL SPIRITS FOR THE TWO NEXT DAYS.

IT'S A DELICATE RITUAL FRAUGHT WITH HOLY-DINGLE-ANGELS AND PERILOUS CHAPS.

MEANWHILE I RETURN TO A ROOMFUL OF POWER-TOWELS FULL OF ASS-STAINS.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky

#763
January 16, 2012, 04:42:09 PM
GUESS WHAT SIMPERING COCKLE PORKERS, I *MUNCH* JUST FINISHED *CHEW CHEW* NUMBER THREE.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?  PROBABLY CRYING INTO THEIR BOWLS OF FAILGES.

Freeky

#764
January 16, 2012, 04:47:24 PM
OHAI NET

I AM DEVOURING NUMBER FOUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.  YOU MAY HAVE BOUT TEN HOURS ON ME, BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP UP THE EATING?
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