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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #750 on: January 16, 2012, 03:53:52 pm »
Do you peel your oranges first, all of them, and then consume, or peel/eat/peel/eat?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #751 on: January 16, 2012, 03:55:36 pm »
Peel eat, peel eat. Peeeeeeeel then eeeeeeat is both presumptuous and disgusting

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #752 on: January 16, 2012, 03:56:25 pm »
This thread is why the terrorists hate us.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #753 on: January 16, 2012, 03:56:39 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Just finished #1, by the way.

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« Reply #754 on: January 16, 2012, 03:57:30 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #755 on: January 16, 2012, 03:58:53 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.

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« Reply #756 on: January 16, 2012, 04:00:39 pm »
I will not be talking the smack this year.  I am too tired, and want to be reclining while I eat my oranges.  So I will tell you lot my final total later.

Kinda defeats the whole purpose.
SHUT YOUR ORANGE HOLE, NON PARTICIPANT!

-sigh- i guess you're reight though.

Fucking snap out of it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #757 on: January 16, 2012, 04:04:01 pm »
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #758 on: January 16, 2012, 04:16:22 pm »
Where's the passion? Where's the showmanship? THIS ISN'T AN ORANGE-EATING CONTEST, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF SPAGS QUIETLY EATING ORANGES.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #759 on: January 16, 2012, 04:16:55 pm »
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK.  WHO FUCKING SAID NAVELS ARE  A WINTER FRUIT?  GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE RIGHT.  THESE BASTARDS ARE SO SWEET AS I CRAM THEM DOWN MY MAW.

ALSO, SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU SHITCOCKERS.


THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #760 on: January 16, 2012, 04:19:58 pm »
HOLY SHITBALLS, i JUST STARTED ON NUMBER TWO.  AND BEFORE YOU GET ALL WHAT THE HELL YOU PANTY WAISTE, YOU FINISHED NUMBER ONE LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO!  I HAVE BEEN GETTING INTO A GROOVE.  YOU CAN'T FORCE IT, ANY MORE THAN YOU CAN FORCE SWEET, SWEET LOVING.

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« Reply #761 on: January 16, 2012, 04:23:42 pm »
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #762 on: January 16, 2012, 04:40:27 pm »
SO WHERE IS NET?  ALL I WAS READING WHILE CATCHING UP WAS HIM SHOUTING AT AN EMPTY ROOM, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP, BAM! HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 

ALSO, TWO DOWN.



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #763 on: January 16, 2012, 04:42:09 pm »
GUESS WHAT SIMPERING COCKLE PORKERS, I *MUNCH* JUST FINISHED *CHEW CHEW* NUMBER THREE.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?  PROBABLY CRYING INTO THEIR BOWLS OF FAILGES.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #764 on: January 16, 2012, 04:47:24 pm »
OHAI NET

I AM DEVOURING NUMBER FOUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.  YOU MAY HAVE BOUT TEN HOURS ON ME, BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP UP THE EATING?