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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #780 on: January 16, 2012, 08:55:25 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #781 on: January 16, 2012, 09:05:22 pm »
LISTEN UP, YOU SHITCOCKING FUCKHOLES. I MAY BE OFF TO A SLOW START, BUT GUESS WHAT? I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! WHY? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN COCKSTAINS!






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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #782 on: January 16, 2012, 09:27:51 pm »
halfway through orange #8

urggggh my gutsssssss

the acid is dealing ongoing damage....

I've just gotta focus on my spirit animal: the Cobra.
Specifically Sly Stallone in the movie Cobra




What would Cobra do?

he'd eat 100 oranges and then set the rinds on fire without reading them their rights
okay okay okay

I can get through this
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #783 on: January 16, 2012, 09:57:06 pm »
Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #784 on: January 16, 2012, 09:58:06 pm »
Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

For serious?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #785 on: January 16, 2012, 09:59:42 pm »
 :eek:

I'm almost glad I wasn't able to participate this time around

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #786 on: January 16, 2012, 10:00:08 pm »
:eek:

I'm almost glad I wasn't able to participate this time around

I'm feeling more than a little smug & vindicated. 

Though I hope Net's okay.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #787 on: January 16, 2012, 10:02:05 pm »
my god.. my guts hurt ... from laughing

and also from oranges


Why do we do this to ourselves?

Net says he ate 18 balls of California hate. A little more than 8 pounds of oranges.

WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #788 on: January 16, 2012, 10:02:36 pm »
I quit.

I got those burps again, and I can feel the burning sensation beginning to creep it's way down. Though I DID eat more than just oranges this time!!

Why the hell do we think this is a good idea again!?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #789 on: January 16, 2012, 10:02:48 pm »
my god.. my guts hurt ... from laughing

and also from oranges


Why do we do this to ourselves?

Net says he ate 18 balls of California hate. A little more than 8 pounds of oranges.

WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES

He'll be lucky to escape a ruptured intestine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #790 on: January 16, 2012, 10:04:45 pm »
Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

HOLY ZOMBIE FUCK! Hope he's ok! Shit!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #791 on: January 16, 2012, 10:06:56 pm »

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #792 on: January 16, 2012, 10:07:38 pm »
Official Purple Orange Award Proclimation

NET WINS THE PURPLE ORANGE AWARD FOR 2012. IT IS AWARDED TO A SPAG INJURED OR DISCHARGED IN ACTION WHILE PARTICIPATING IN A FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST. IT IS A HIGH HONOR AND ALSO A DISGRACEFUL MARK THAT YOU MUST WEAR IN SHAME AND MOCKERY IN PERPETUITY.

SO WHILE YOU MAY FEEL BAD FOR NET, BE JEALOUS AS WELL
for he both rules and is stupid in ways none of us have achieved

REACH FOR THE STARS, SPAGS



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #793 on: January 16, 2012, 10:14:58 pm »
TEXT FROM NET;

Zoomcare referred me to the ER to locate the source of the bleeding. Now would be an amusing time to repost some of my shit talking in the Famous Last Words thread.


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Can you imagine the conversation he had with the nurse? I wonder how he explained, with a straight face, why he ate 8 pounds of oranges in like three hours?


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #794 on: January 16, 2012, 10:16:50 pm »
TEXT FROM NET;

Zoomcare referred me to the ER to locate the source of the bleeding. Now would be an amusing time to repost some of my shit talking in the Famous Last Words thread.


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Can you imagine the conversation he had with the nurse? I wonder how he explained, with a straight face, why he ate 8 pounds of oranges in like three hours?
Would he have had a straight face?

I wonder how long until this makes it on the internets. I bet someone he ran into at the ER will tweet it.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.