Official Purple Orange Award Proclimation
NET WINS THE PURPLE ORANGE AWARD FOR 2012. IT IS AWARDED TO A SPAG INJURED OR DISCHARGED IN ACTION WHILE PARTICIPATING IN A FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST. IT IS A HIGH HONOR AND ALSO A DISGRACEFUL MARK THAT YOU MUST WEAR IN SHAME AND MOCKERY IN PERPETUITY.
SO WHILE YOU MAY FEEL BAD FOR NET, BE JEALOUS AS WELL
for he both rules and is stupid in ways none of us have achieved
REACH FOR THE STARS, SPAGS