Came to chill with some of my friends and told them what's going down, as it were. They believe in me and just so happened to have a very suspicious looking organic orange and gave it to me in approval. This one doesn't count. I begin my countdown at midnight Central time. About 2 hours from now. On my way home I shall pick up the oranges. On a scouting mission this morning I discovered that oranges, seedless navels, are on sale! I brought some in to work and gave them away to my co-workers explaining that a friend had suffered a tragic death. They're well used to my oddities and some sincerely expressed their sympathies.
The oranges are reportedly nice and sweet. Excellent. I brought 5 bags and they ate all of them. Circumstances are favorable for my task.
Supply acquired, and there's nobody in heaven and earth that can or will stop me.
THIS ONE IS JUST MY FIRST AS A WARM UP.
There will be pics as needed for proof.