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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #105 on: June 23, 2010, 01:46:28 am »
IT WAS FUCKING POURING BUT LUCKILY I WAS YELLING

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #106 on: June 23, 2010, 01:47:19 am »
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #107 on: June 23, 2010, 02:24:08 am »
I am so fucking annoyed that I had ZERO opportunity to buy any oranges today! FUCK not having a car.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #108 on: June 23, 2010, 02:34:41 am »
I am so fucking annoyed that I had ZERO opportunity to buy any oranges today! FUCK not having a car.
I came home with a bag of motherfucking kiwifruit and sat down to read this.
FUUUUUUUUU-

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #109 on: June 23, 2010, 02:36:29 am »
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)

Not important.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #110 on: June 23, 2010, 03:27:20 am »
I shat liquid before I began my radio show. I have beer now. This can only end in tears.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #111 on: June 23, 2010, 03:51:15 am »
UGHHH

nine


DONE FOR THE DAY

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #112 on: June 23, 2010, 04:15:19 am »
11 here.

Had 2 more after dinner.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #113 on: June 23, 2010, 05:49:30 am »
 :lulz:   pussies.

We can clear a tree in a day here. I fucking love oranges. Too bad it isn't orange season or I would have

SHAMED YOUR SORRY DICKBUTTS WITH MY CITRUS SUCKING PROWESS! I AM FLORIDA! I AM ORANGE, YOU LILY BOWELED COCKSLAPPERS!
YOUR SIMPERING ABOUT YOUR PUSSY ASS LITTLE TUMMY ACHES MAKE ME LAUGH!



but you know, i had to like, work and shit today so i couldn't join you guys. cause my hands are full at work. so i don't really have a good chance to

pwn your sorry asses

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #114 on: June 23, 2010, 07:42:39 am »
TWELVE

SHIT FUCK DAMN I WANT TO POOP

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #115 on: June 23, 2010, 08:41:38 am »
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)

Not important.
It is to me. (Although I have a rather watery stool myself this morning) Woken by gut cramps, rather than shit the bed, I crawled off to squirt half my bodywieght into the shitpot. Got a feeling it's not over yet too.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #116 on: June 23, 2010, 10:41:14 am »
My tiny bowels have virtually incapacitated me. I have to go jobhunting today, and it's not going to end well...

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #117 on: June 23, 2010, 10:46:56 am »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #118 on: June 23, 2010, 12:45:27 pm »
I woke up to orange poomp.



...and I have to work this morning.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #119 on: June 23, 2010, 01:08:08 pm »
This is the most important thread PD.com has ever produced.