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Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Cramulus

#105
June 23, 2010, 01:46:28 AM
IT WAS FUCKING POURING BUT LUCKILY I WAS YELLING

BadBeast

#106
June 23, 2010, 01:47:19 AM
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cainad (dec.)

#107
June 23, 2010, 02:24:08 AM
I am so fucking annoyed that I had ZERO opportunity to buy any oranges today! FUCK not having a car.

Pæs

#108
June 23, 2010, 02:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 23, 2010, 02:24:08 AM
I am so fucking annoyed that I had ZERO opportunity to buy any oranges today! FUCK not having a car.
I came home with a bag of motherfucking kiwifruit and sat down to read this.
FUUUUUUUUU-

Doktor Howl

#109
June 23, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 23, 2010, 01:47:19 AM
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)

Not important.
Molon Lube

Suu

#110
June 23, 2010, 03:27:20 AM
I shat liquid before I began my radio show. I have beer now. This can only end in tears.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#111
June 23, 2010, 03:51:15 AM
UGHHH

nine


DONE FOR THE DAY

Suu

#112
June 23, 2010, 04:15:19 AM
11 here.

Had 2 more after dinner.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#113
June 23, 2010, 05:49:30 AM
 :lulz:   pussies.

We can clear a tree in a day here. I fucking love oranges. Too bad it isn't orange season or I would have

SHAMED YOUR SORRY DICKBUTTS WITH MY CITRUS SUCKING PROWESS! I AM FLORIDA! I AM ORANGE, YOU LILY BOWELED COCKSLAPPERS!
YOUR SIMPERING ABOUT YOUR PUSSY ASS LITTLE TUMMY ACHES MAKE ME LAUGH!



but you know, i had to like, work and shit today so i couldn't join you guys. cause my hands are full at work. so i don't really have a good chance to

pwn your sorry asses

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#114
June 23, 2010, 07:42:39 AM
TWELVE

SHIT FUCK DAMN I WANT TO POOP

GOODNIGHT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#115
June 23, 2010, 08:41:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 23, 2010, 01:47:19 AM
At least I managed to retain bowel control. (Important)

Not important.
It is to me. (Although I have a rather watery stool myself this morning) Woken by gut cramps, rather than shit the bed, I crawled off to squirt half my bodywieght into the shitpot. Got a feeling it's not over yet too.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

bds

#116
June 23, 2010, 10:41:14 AM
My tiny bowels have virtually incapacitated me. I have to go jobhunting today, and it's not going to end well...

"Hey, do you have *farrrtt* any *parrrrp* vacancies in the store at the *pfffft* moment?"

"... SECURITY"

Triple Zero

#117
June 23, 2010, 10:46:56 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

:potd:

(actually, this ENTIRE THREAD and all those who participated)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#118
June 23, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
I woke up to orange poomp.



...and I have to work this morning.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#119
June 23, 2010, 01:08:08 PM
This is the most important thread PD.com has ever produced.
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