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THE DIVORCE PARTY TO END ALL DIVORCE PARTIES

Started by Suu, July 15, 2010, 03:26:45 AM

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#30
July 15, 2010, 11:20:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 15, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 04:25:47 PM
I wish I could be there! My thoughts will be with you!

THIS!!

We should all conference call in to sing SUU a garbled rendition of Happy Divorce Day!!!

THIRDED!!

Seconded.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

leln

#31
July 16, 2010, 12:57:35 AM
This promises to be horrible and hilarious. Let me know what I can bring! This may just be the perfect audience to inflict that Kentucky butter cake recipe on.

And I'm guessing we're going to need more than one pineapple.  :D
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Suu

#32
July 16, 2010, 02:19:00 AM
Pineapple!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#33
July 16, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 11:05:03 PM
DATE CHANGE. NAO 22ND SO WE CAN PARTY TOGETHER WITH FRED.

On a Sunday?  Really?

Eater of Clowns

#34
July 16, 2010, 01:59:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 11:05:03 PM
DATE CHANGE. NAO 22ND SO WE CAN PARTY TOGETHER WITH FRED.

On a Sunday?  Really?

Yeah I can't come now; working.
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#35
July 16, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 16, 2010, 01:59:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 11:05:03 PM
DATE CHANGE. NAO 22ND SO WE CAN PARTY TOGETHER WITH FRED.

On a Sunday?  Really?

Yeah I can't come now; working.

lulz

too late, it's on facebook, it's gospel. partyruint.   :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Suu

#36
July 16, 2010, 04:01:11 PM
I had to change it per my host's request. :(

They have some annoying other party to go to on Saturday...Or I postpone it another week.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#37
July 16, 2010, 04:10:07 PM
Unfortunately, this changes my "tentative, possibly" to a "probably not".


Sorry.

Suu

#38
July 16, 2010, 04:17:16 PM
Quote from: frungle on July 16, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 16, 2010, 01:59:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 01:09:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2010, 11:05:03 PM
DATE CHANGE. NAO 22ND SO WE CAN PARTY TOGETHER WITH FRED.

On a Sunday?  Really?

Yeah I can't come now; working.

lulz

too late, it's on facebook, it's gospel. partyruint.   :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

If you paid attention to anything I told you sometimes, you'd know why I had to change it. Stop being an instigator.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#39
July 16, 2010, 04:43:53 PM
Have your party in FL on a Saturday!
I will be there!

Suu

#40
July 16, 2010, 05:05:38 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 16, 2010, 04:43:53 PM
Have your party in FL on a Saturday!
I will be there!

We (as in the whole goddamn family) are going to the baseball game on Saturday night...I can't talk them into Sunday afternoon instead because that's a "family friendly" game and we can't be profane. This is very important, apparently. So Sunday is BBQ day. I love how I have no say in the plans on my vacation what so ever.

But! The game isn't until like 7 or something Saturday night, so we'd have to leave at 6 at the latest to get down there, unless my dad wants to tailgate. I know you wanted to go to the brewery, so as long as hours work out we can probably still do that.

BEER!

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#41
July 16, 2010, 06:20:36 PM
I will drag your ass kicking and screaming to the brewery. Like it or not. '
Wait, that requires effort.

Fuck that.

Suu

#42
July 16, 2010, 06:24:11 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 16, 2010, 06:20:36 PM
I will drag your ass kicking and screaming to the brewery. Like it or not. '
Wait, that requires effort.

Fuck that.

My sister took the day off. I'll force her to drive me as usual, but fortunately this is just to Tampa and not Orlando. Unless, you know, you actually want to drive into Clearwater to get me and then back track.

Push comes to shove, Dunedin Brewery is like around the corner from my parents' house.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#43
July 16, 2010, 11:47:53 PM
I have a wedding to attend that weekend :lol:

(also, wrong continent)
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leln

#44
July 17, 2010, 12:10:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 04:01:11 PM
I had to change it per my host's request. :(

They have some annoying other party to go to on Saturday...Or I postpone it another week.

Ergh, unfortunately a Sunday party does make it hard to attend and enjoy properly. Oh well, I'll probably show up even if I can't drink. Let me know if you end up shifting it to the next weekend.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."
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