Moral lessons I learnt from Hollywood

[AFK]

Comedians are perveted, psychopathic killers.  (every "serious" Robin Williams movie)

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

By excelling at mathematics, you are putting yourself at risk of being assaulted by Jews and Wall Street goons. Your best bet is to a drill a hole in your skull until your retarded. (Pi)

[Kai]

I think Cram is working semi-random now.

[LMNO]

If you encounter an underling helping an investment firm with insider trading information, it is perfectly acceptable to tape his mouth shut and let him get raped by a gorilla until he starves to death. (Trading Places)

[Iason Ouabache]

Robots are people too!! (Blade Runner, AI, Bicentennial Man, I Robot, Heartbeeps, Short Circuit, batteries not included, Wall-E, Robocop, Inspector Gadget, Terminator, The Lake House)

[Telarus]

The universe is random, impartial, and cruel. (Jumanji)


Wiccans are untrustworthy, and can change into giant snakes (Alladin)

[Jasper]

Never try to make retarded people smarter.  (Lawnmower Man)

[Payne]

How the fuck does Schwarznegger still have a career (of any kind)? [Hercules in New York, The Expendables]

Plot and pacing are worthless. Get yourself Big Names instead. [Shutter Island (and many more, just that movie in particular in my recent memory)]

Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]

[Freeky]

Oddly enough, throwing money at problems doesn't make the problems go away. It seems to make the story WORSE [Star Wars Episodes "I", "II", "III"]

These movies never happened.

[Requia ☣]

The solution to all of your problems is to get someone else to seduce a rich man for you.  (Cinderella)

[Freeky]

BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)

[Iason Ouabache]

BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)

I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.

[Freeky]

BOOBS ARE AWESOME. (most pr0n with wimminz in them)

I didn't need Hollywood to tell me that one.

Well, no, but they certainly did a good job enfocring the lesson. Or whatever.

[Akara]

Shopping will make me happy, classy, attractive... especially if I wasn't those things before! (a tone of chick flix)