Professor Cramulus: 1980-something - 2010, RIP

[Don Coyote]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   

Now has bestowed upon her a new super power inadvertently.

[Stelpa]

OOH OOH OOH CAN I HAZ A CURSE? plzzzzzzzzz? 

[Requia ☣]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   

Now has bestowed upon her a new super power inadvertently.

Nobody said the desert creatures will like her for being nice.

[Cramulus]

OOH OOH OOH CAN I HAZ A CURSE? plzzzzzzzzz? 

Nekk, you have disturbed my thread! I bestow my curse upon you -- you are now afraid of grapes. Every time you see grapes, you will be filled with fear. Grapes are terrible in a way that only you know, but cannot communicate.

[Cramulus]

Requia, you're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome. And a craving for bud light with lime. It's weird, I know, but sometimes that's how curses are.

[The Wizard]

For the rest of your life, whenever you go to a renaissance fair, weird looking chicks in corsets are going to talk to you about how hot they are. And you'll feel weird, being too polite to disagree, but too grossed out to confirm.

You cruel bastard! 

[Requia ☣]

Requia, you're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome. And a craving for bud light with lime. It's weird, I know, but sometimes that's how curses are.

Right, I need to go burn down the Budweiser brewery so I don't end up drinking the stuff in a moment of weakness.  Back later.

[Cramulus]

Now you are all afraid of grapes

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Now you are all afraid of grapes

Grape products are still ok though, right?

[The Wizard]

Now you are all afraid of grapes

But...I love grapes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

[President Television]

What's so scary about grapes? They just... sit there... waiting... like dozens of little red eyes, watching your every move...

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

YOU BASTARD! PUT THEM AWAY! PUT THEM AWAY!!!!!

$500 dollars in cash. You pay me, or you get the grapes again.

[The Wizard]