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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 27, 2010, 09:06:28 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

August 27, 2010, 09:06:28 AM
is up with all the stupid n00bs?

There seem to be some decent ones mixed in, but really, we just had this three-month run of EXCELLENT noobs, and now this? Are we being punished for something? Or maybe rewarded for something?
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#1
August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.
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#2
August 27, 2010, 09:09:53 AM
Aw, fuck. The good noobs had to come when I was away?  :sad:

But, yeah. These are annoying. They seem to be mostly alts of each other, or something. I couldn't be bothered to give a shit.
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#3
August 27, 2010, 09:28:24 AM
Why am I bad???? do you have messenger?

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#4
August 27, 2010, 10:02:21 AM
At some point do us good n00bs(atleast I think Im a good noob) and the bad n00bs go to battle or something?
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#5
August 27, 2010, 10:08:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 27, 2010, 10:02:21 AM
At some point do us good n00bs(atleast I think Im a good noob) and the bad n00bs go to battle or something?

Someone tell me which side I'm on. I'll go get my squirt guns and fill them with lemon juice.
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#6
August 27, 2010, 01:03:43 PM
I don't get it either. Mucking up the place.
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#7
August 27, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
Meh, it's easy to skip over.  They'll either get bored, or get interested in what's going on here.  Either way, it'll pass.

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#8
August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

Don Coyote

#9
August 27, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

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#10
August 27, 2010, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

can someone make a list of...
y'know. fuck it.

i can ignore all of em just as easily.

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#11
August 27, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
It's like a Brotherhood of Boring Trolls. All the old butthurt nemeses or reincarnations thereof have banded together, wittingly or unwittingly, to annoy us in the most boring ways possible.

It simultaneously makes me laugh and want the put my head through the wall.
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#12
August 27, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.

Fuck that, Karma don't work like that.
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#13
August 27, 2010, 08:43:58 PM
I think we should have a dance battle between the noobz. 
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#14
August 27, 2010, 08:45:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

There are currently 3 noobs, under about 14 accounts, and one returned troll (bebe).   
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