Hipsters fucking love the hurdy-gurdy

[East Coast Hustle]

you're definitely not a hipster, as evidenced by the fact that I didn't kick your ass and steal your lunch money when we hung out.

[Jasper]

That settles that, then. 

Did I ever mention you're about the most worrisome person I've ever met?

[Suu]

You know what else hipsters do?

They roll their eyes when you card them, even though they may only be 21 or 22. They order Strongbow Cider, not even MAGNERS on draft, and nurse it for an hour. Then they get mad at you when you try to do your job and angrily cash out so you won't bother them anymore, because they think that works.

If you're lucky, they'll tip exactly 15%, I mean, why tip? That's CONFORMING.

[Suu]

Also, I plan to one up the hipsters. Since the 1940s-50s are so back in vogue and cool, as long as you're a hipster, I'm going to start dressing like it's the 20s and 30s again. Even though that would be considered retro to them, or maybe even mainstream because I'm not a hipster and I'm dressing like that and still listening to mainstream big label music or something......


I'm just fucking confusing myself. Fuck hipsters.

[Don Coyote]

Coyote says he created hipsters as a prank. He apologizes. He is very much ashamed of his prank.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Coyote says he created hipsters as a prank. He apologizes. He is very much ashamed of his prank.

Have you ever stared deep into the eyes of a hipster? Its a life changing experience.

[Elder Iptuous]

Have you ever stared deep into the eyes of a hipster? Its a life changing experience.

I'll give it a shot next time i see one, but i imagine it would be about as easy as getting my 3 year old son to look me in the eyes when he's in trouble.  like a strong magnetic repulsion.

[AFK]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Internal dialogue in my head:

ME1: This thread makes me wonder, am I a hipster?
ME2: Uhh... you wear jackboots with knee-high athletic socks and pinstripe slacks cut off at the knees. And nobody thinks you're cool.
ME1: Oh yeah. SAVED!

Hipster in denial. No one thinks hipsters are cool. Hipsters wear random clothes that make no sense.

BOOM

Spot on!

Almost nobody who other people see as a hipster thinks they are a hipster. They just "wear what they like" and "hang out in hipster central, but it's OK because they keep it going".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They fucking love it. They are all over that shit. It's the new banjo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWoPyDLY2Do

I liked the hurdy-gurdy before it was cool.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

I just found that band and THEY FUCKING ROCK!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o&feature=fvw

HURDY-GURDY RULES!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[AFK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRy4vcSX4k&feature=channel

This one also features some shots of a very sexy mandola. 

WANT!

[Juana]

Internal dialogue in my head:

ME1: This thread makes me wonder, am I a hipster?
ME2: Uhh... you wear jackboots with knee-high athletic socks and pinstripe slacks cut off at the knees. And nobody thinks you're cool.
ME1: Oh yeah. SAVED!

Hipster in denial. No one thinks hipsters are cool. Hipsters wear random clothes that make no sense.

BOOM

Spot on!

Almost nobody who other people see as a hipster thinks they are a hipster. They just "wear what they like" and "hang out in hipster central, but it's OK because they keep it going".

That's where all the night life is! Also, I only stop there for tea. I rarely stay after I get it. ETA: "there" being the tea house.

[Jasper]

One time, I saw a guy with mutton chops and buddy holly glasses riding a bicycle in cowboy boots.


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