A discordian take on this please...

[LyingTruth]

I have visual proof of what really brought down the tower...

Again, when peeps don't grasp, they turn to satire...

[Doktor Howl]

LT, instead of linking yt maybe you should link the interview of that one ceo who was talking about the techs and how most of the building upper floors went offline for maintence just weeks prior to the attacks. But what do I know I'm only on page two... maybe you aren't just talking like a crazy truther

He is.

[Doktor Howl]

I have visual proof of what really brought down the tower...

Again, when peeps don't grasp, they turn to satire...

So.

Everyone here is stupid, besides you.

[LyingTruth]

A quick googling has informed me that jet fuel burns well warm enough to anneal steel.

Yes, but that's not the point.  No fire has ever collapsed a high rise.  Never mind that no high rise fire has ever been started with a fuel load of fuel from a 757, and no high rise fire has involved the torque generated by having 25% of the windows missing.

Never mind any of that, "folks", and just shut the fuck up and listen to what Mr Jones has to tell you.  It's important shit, far more important than any social life you may have enjoyed prior to learning the horrible secret about Dick Cheney and the Mossad.

So get out there and screech.  If your friends and family - or total strangers, for that matter - won't listen, it's because you're not screeching loud enough.

You like sarcasm a lot; don't you?
Hey, can we still be friends?

[Doktor Howl]

A quick googling has informed me that jet fuel burns well warm enough to anneal steel.

Yes, but that's not the point.  No fire has ever collapsed a high rise.  Never mind that no high rise fire has ever been started with a fuel load of fuel from a 757, and no high rise fire has involved the torque generated by having 25% of the windows missing.

Never mind any of that, "folks", and just shut the fuck up and listen to what Mr Jones has to tell you.  It's important shit, far more important than any social life you may have enjoyed prior to learning the horrible secret about Dick Cheney and the Mossad.

So get out there and screech.  If your friends and family - or total strangers, for that matter - won't listen, it's because you're not screeching loud enough.

You like sarcasm a lot; don't you?
Hey, can we still be friends?

Yes, I enjoy sarcasm immensely.

No, I don't think so.  You're rude, and I abhor rudeness.

[Phox]

 what the fuck happened ITT? Last I saw it it was on page 2.  

P.S. Sarcasm is retarded. Everyone here hates it. Fuck off and die.  

[Disco Pickle]

A quick googling has informed me that jet fuel burns well warm enough to anneal steel.

Yes, but that's not the point.  No fire has ever collapsed a high rise.  Never mind that no high rise fire has ever been started with a fuel load of fuel from a 757, and no high rise fire has involved the torque generated by having 25% of the windows missing.

Never mind any of that, "folks", and just shut the fuck up and listen to what Mr Jones has to tell you.  It's important shit, far more important than any social life you may have enjoyed prior to learning the horrible secret about Dick Cheney and the Mossad.

So get out there and screech.  If your friends and family - or total strangers, for that matter - won't listen, it's because you're not screeching loud enough.

You like sarcasm a lot; don't you?
Hey, can we still be friends?

im -169% sure this is pop tart.  

pop tart was funny and didn't beg.

[Doktor Howl]

Beginning to agree with you, DP.

Shame, really.

[Disco Pickle]

Beginning to agree with you, DP.

Shame, really.

just keep calling me DP..  that shit brings me no end of 

think I'll just change nic actually so it will stick.

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Also note that jet fuel burns HOT.

Yep.  So does carpeting and paper, etc, when you have a howling wind going through the fire.

None of these things are hot enough to melt steel, but they didn't have to melt the steel.

But there's no point bringing up facts.  This is about belief, and about taking the idea of questioning authority to ridiculous ends, and then digging your heels in when those questions are themselves questioned.  Then there's a lot of screeching and humorless fanaticism, until one day you realize that none of your friends want to be around you anymore, because fanatics are boring.

So you wander from place to place, board to board, complaining about "deja vous" when your beliefs are once again pointed out to be ridiculous.  This is a sign that everyone around you are sleeping sheep, and the only solution is to screech louder.

Rinse and repeat until you are bitter and alone.

Damn, you're an agressive guy.
I'm not alone and I'll never be bitter...

Never?  Even until the . . . bitter end?



Sigmatic,
I have no idea how that emote is supposed to be used

IMPROPER EMOTE USE.
YELLOW CARD.
NUMBER 2, SIGMATIC.
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[Doktor Howl]

Beginning to agree with you, DP.

Shame, really.

just keep calling me DP..  that shit brings me no end of 

think I'll just change nic actually so it will stick.

or 

[Doktor Howl]

A quick googling has informed me that jet fuel burns well warm enough to anneal steel.

Yes, but that's not the point.  No fire has ever collapsed a high rise.  Never mind that no high rise fire has ever been started with a fuel load of fuel from a 757, and no high rise fire has involved the torque generated by having 25% of the windows missing.

Never mind any of that, "folks", and just shut the fuck up and listen to what Mr Jones has to tell you.  It's important shit, far more important than any social life you may have enjoyed prior to learning the horrible secret about Dick Cheney and the Mossad.

So get out there and screech.  If your friends and family - or total strangers, for that matter - won't listen, it's because you're not screeching loud enough.

You like sarcasm a lot; don't you?
Hey, can we still be friends?

im -169% sure this is pop tart.  

pop tart was funny and didn't beg.

Also, you meant "isn't", right?

[Jasper]

That ref is so intense looking.  I feel like he's trying to force choke me.

[Phox]

The Rock says... wait, what is the Rock's catchphrase?
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[Doktor Howl]

The Rock says... wait, what is the Rock's catchphrase?
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Who fucking knows?

The only wrestler that matters is Randy "Macho Man" Savage.