A discordian take on this please...

[LyingTruth]

The sad thing is I have actually seen that argument made seriously before now.

Conspiracy theorists ALWAYS get around to the Jews eventually.

And they're shrill about it, too.  I haven't yet met a truther with a sense of humor about anything.  They're as bad as the birthers.

Haven't met me yet, have you? I'm really feeling amused.
You'd never experience my sense of humour,
before you actually sit in front of me - pints in glasses -
and I kiss you right on your forehead......or your left forehead, that is.

[Doktor Howl]

Haven't met me yet, have you? I'm really feeling amused.
You'd never experience my sense of humour,
before you actually sit in front of me - pints in glasses -
and I kiss you right on your forehead......or your left forehead, that is.

Despite the hilarity and almost formulaic response above, I am not posting ITT anymore until you catch up.

This offset in posts is annoying as fuck.

[LyingTruth]

So that means....lots of fucking fire right?

Fire does not make buildings collapse.  Or so I am told.

And damn, in this case you were actually told right...

[Doktor Howl]

So that means....lots of fucking fire right?

Fire does not make buildings collapse.  Or so I am told.

And damn, in this case you were actually told right...

Oh, dear.   

We have a live one on our hands.

[LyingTruth]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

Nononononono, come back again. I feel sooo alone  

[Doktor Howl]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

Nononononono, come back again. I feel sooo alone  

That's common among conspiracy theorists.

Dok,
Shamelessly addicted.

[Disco Pickle]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

Nononononono, come back again. I feel sooo alone  

That's common among conspiracy theorists.

Dok,
Shamelessly addicted.

the line where who is pressing whos buttons is blurry indeed ITT

funny though

[LyingTruth]

Also, firemen never abandon a building, which is why the firefighters being pulled out of building 7 is proof that Dick Cheney was flying the 757s by remote control.

Yeah, remote controlled by the reptilian Dick Cheney  

That's just silly.  Dick Cheney is a zombie, not a reptillian.

Hey, you wanted the Discordian take, you GOT the discordian take.

And thank you for that. Can we be friends now?

[Doktor Howl]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

Nononononono, come back again. I feel sooo alone  

That's common among conspiracy theorists.

Dok,
Shamelessly addicted.

the line where who is pressing whos buttons is blurry indeed ITT

funny though

Yeah, but his being 2 pages behind is taking the fun out of it.

[LyingTruth]

Also note that jet fuel burns HOT.

Yep.  So does carpeting and paper, etc, when you have a howling wind going through the fire.

None of these things are hot enough to melt steel, but they didn't have to melt the steel.

But there's no point bringing up facts.  This is about belief, and about taking the idea of questioning authority to ridiculous ends, and then digging your heels in when those questions are themselves questioned.  Then there's a lot of screeching and humorless fanaticism, until one day you realize that none of your friends want to be around you anymore, because fanatics are boring.

So you wander from place to place, board to board, complaining about "deja vous" when your beliefs are once again pointed out to be ridiculous.  This is a sign that everyone around you are sleeping sheep, and the only solution is to screech louder.

Rinse and repeat until you are bitter and alone.

Damn, you're an agressive guy.
I'm not alone and I'll never be bitter...

[Doktor Howl]

Also note that jet fuel burns HOT.

Yep.  So does carpeting and paper, etc, when you have a howling wind going through the fire.

None of these things are hot enough to melt steel, but they didn't have to melt the steel.

But there's no point bringing up facts.  This is about belief, and about taking the idea of questioning authority to ridiculous ends, and then digging your heels in when those questions are themselves questioned.  Then there's a lot of screeching and humorless fanaticism, until one day you realize that none of your friends want to be around you anymore, because fanatics are boring.

So you wander from place to place, board to board, complaining about "deja vous" when your beliefs are once again pointed out to be ridiculous.  This is a sign that everyone around you are sleeping sheep, and the only solution is to screech louder.

Rinse and repeat until you are bitter and alone.

Damn, you're an agressive guy.
I'm not alone and I'll never be bitter...

I am a Doktor.  We are not here to tell you pleasing lies.

[Jasper]

Also note that jet fuel burns HOT.

Yep.  So does carpeting and paper, etc, when you have a howling wind going through the fire.

None of these things are hot enough to melt steel, but they didn't have to melt the steel.

But there's no point bringing up facts.  This is about belief, and about taking the idea of questioning authority to ridiculous ends, and then digging your heels in when those questions are themselves questioned.  Then there's a lot of screeching and humorless fanaticism, until one day you realize that none of your friends want to be around you anymore, because fanatics are boring.

So you wander from place to place, board to board, complaining about "deja vous" when your beliefs are once again pointed out to be ridiculous.  This is a sign that everyone around you are sleeping sheep, and the only solution is to screech louder.

Rinse and repeat until you are bitter and alone.

Damn, you're an agressive guy.
I'm not alone and I'll never be bitter...

Never?  Even until the . . . bitter end?



Sigmatic,
I have no idea how that emote is supposed to be used

[LyingTruth]

Also, firemen never abandon a building, which is why the firefighters being pulled out of building 7 is proof that Dick Cheney was flying the 757s by remote control.

at the risk of eternal ridicule, even I have to admit that Im unclear on why that building fell.  if it was fire, shouldn't it have only gutted it?

fuck it, don't answer that.  I hate these discussions.

Thanks for the oppurtunity . I'd infact like to answer this.
Never in history pryor to 911 has a single highrise collapsed due to fire. Check it yourself.

It simply doesn't happen folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79E_oWEeYaI&feature=related

How many of those high rises were doused in jet fuel and missing a quarter of their windows?

You DO know why windows in high rises don't open, right?  I fully expect an expert such as yourself to have a firm grasp on this sort of thing.

What's your point?...doused or not doused - buildings don't collapse due to fire.  

[Doktor Howl]

Also, firemen never abandon a building, which is why the firefighters being pulled out of building 7 is proof that Dick Cheney was flying the 757s by remote control.

at the risk of eternal ridicule, even I have to admit that Im unclear on why that building fell.  if it was fire, shouldn't it have only gutted it?

fuck it, don't answer that.  I hate these discussions.

Thanks for the oppurtunity . I'd infact like to answer this.
Never in history pryor to 911 has a single highrise collapsed due to fire. Check it yourself.

It simply doesn't happen folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79E_oWEeYaI&feature=related

How many of those high rises were doused in jet fuel and missing a quarter of their windows?

You DO know why windows in high rises don't open, right?  I fully expect an expert such as yourself to have a firm grasp on this sort of thing.

What's your point?...doused or not doused - buildings don't collapse due to fire.  

Yes, buildings burn up, not down.

[the last yatto]

LT, instead of linking yt maybe you should link the interview of that one ceo who was talking about the techs and how most of the building upper floors went offline for maintence just weeks prior to the attacks. But what do I know I'm only on page two... maybe you aren't just talking like a crazy truther