A discordian take on this please...

[Cain]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

This theory does not account for the giant space laser that really destroyed WTC.

How much energy would a laser have to start out with to be able to collapse a building of that magnitude through the atmosphere. That just seems fucking retarded.

Sure, that's exactly what a Zionist/NWO shill would say, this doesn't "fit the facts" of your fancy "Jewish" Illuminati science. 

[LMNO]

I have visual proof of what really brought down the tower...

[Don Coyote]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

This theory does not account for the giant space laser that really destroyed WTC.

How much energy would a laser have to start out with to be able to collapse a building of that magnitude through the atmosphere. That just seems fucking retarded.

Sure, that's exactly what a Zionist/NWO shill would say, this doesn't "fit the facts" of your fancy "Jewish" Illuminati science. 

Great so I am a member of the Judeo-Cymruc Illuminati. I hate you all.

[Cain]

The sad thing is I have actually seen that argument made seriously before now.

[LyingTruth]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

Thomas Edison?  He's in on the plot?   

I think he means Tommy Walker.  I clearly saw pinballs shooting out of the windows when the towers fell. 

Maybe it was Dumbledore, and that's why they could implode the WTC from the top down.

The towers could only collapse from top down by means of...blablablah - and you perfectly know what those means were.
Don't ya?
Pull the other one  

[Doktor Howl]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

Thomas Edison?  He's in on the plot?   

I think he means Tommy Walker.  I clearly saw pinballs shooting out of the windows when the towers fell. 

Maybe it was Dumbledore, and that's why they could implode the WTC from the top down.

The towers could only collapse from top down by means of...blablablah - and you perfectly know what those means were.
Don't ya?
Pull the other one  

Yeah.  They'd collapse because their structural supports were annealed, ruining the temper, and combined with the missing windows allowing the wind to twist the building, cause the top several floors to pancake.

Learn2metallurgy, kid.

Buildings are imploded from the bottom up, not the top down.

[Don Coyote]

So that means....lots of fucking fire right?

[Doktor Howl]

The sad thing is I have actually seen that argument made seriously before now.

Conspiracy theorists ALWAYS get around to the Jews eventually.

And they're shrill about it, too.  I haven't yet met a truther with a sense of humor about anything.  They're as bad as the birthers.

[Doktor Howl]

So that means....lots of fucking fire right?

Fire does not make buildings collapse.  Or so I am told.

[LyingTruth]

Also, firemen never abandon a building, which is why the firefighters being pulled out of building 7 is proof that Dick Cheney was flying the 757s by remote control.

Yeah, remote controlled by the reptilian Dick Cheney  

[Cain]

The sad thing is I have actually seen that argument made seriously before now.

Conspiracy theorists ALWAYS get around to the Jews eventually.

And they're shrill about it, too.  I haven't yet met a truther with a sense of humor about anything.  They're as bad as the birthers.

I've met a few.  But they're pretty rare on the ground, since the Alex Jones and ex-LaRouchite crowd took over the movement

[Disco Pickle]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

[Doktor Howl]

Also, firemen never abandon a building, which is why the firefighters being pulled out of building 7 is proof that Dick Cheney was flying the 757s by remote control.

Yeah, remote controlled by the reptilian Dick Cheney  

That's just silly.  Dick Cheney is a zombie, not a reptillian.

Hey, you wanted the Discordian take, you GOT the discordian take.

[Doktor Howl]

Where'd he go?

had to go actually do some work as one of my projects is shipping on Monday.  

I didn't say anyone was in on anything, that would be stupid.

I just find if curious it came down like it did.  Ive read the NIST report and accept its conclusions, so yeah that must mean I accept WHY it came down.  I still think it was a strange occurance and that if it failed completely, then 6 and 4 should have probably done so too considering their proximity.

*slowly backing away from this conversation, then thinks better and runs from it.*

Don't know.  How much debris landed on them, and how bad were the fires in them? 

[LMNO]

Also note that jet fuel burns HOT.