A discordian take on this please...

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

If I somehow in the past had an appearence of not being nice,
I hereby apologize. Not intended. Sorry.

[Disco Pickle]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

Not 169% sure it's pop tard yet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Well then, pay attenzione bud...

Why?

[Disco Pickle]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

Not 169% sure it's pop tard yet.

even if it isn't,   for being a troofer.

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Well then, pay attenzione bud...

Why?

Because I'm not a troll. I'm....just me. I couldn't and wouldn't be anybody else.

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

Not 169% sure it's pop tard yet.

even if it isn't,   for being a troofer.

Wait.  Missed that.

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

I guess, I'm stigmatized here (of all places surprisingly) for being a 911 sceptic. D'oh! Deja-Vu, again.

[Disco Pickle]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.

gotta give him points for persistence.  

I'm fairly new here Tart and you don't see them running me off.  

contribute when you have something to contribute.  otherwise lurk moar.  

of course, even if you are nice, it's always possible someone will go and shit down your neck every once in awhile.  Just accept this as a matter of course and you should do fine.

I guess, I'm stigmatized here (of all places surprisingly) for being a 911 sceptic. D'oh! Deja-Vu, again.

it's one thing to be a skeptic.  hell, I'm convinced there was a lot of shit intentionally left out of that report. 

it's another thing to ignore reality completely by surfing websites and watching videos that fuel confirmation bias.

[Doktor Howl]

I guess, I'm stigmatized here (of all places surprisingly) for being a 911 sceptic. D'oh! Deja-Vu, again.

Just because we're Discordians doesn't mean we let our brains fall out.

[Doktor Howl]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

[Eater of Clowns]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

[Doktor Howl]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

Thomas Edison?  He's in on the plot?   

[Disco Pickle]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

Thomas Edison?  He's in on the plot?   

I think he means Tommy Walker.  I clearly saw pinballs shooting out of the windows when the towers fell. 

[Doktor Howl]

Um, let's see...The government put bombs in the building, then shot a missle out of a jumbo jet, then crashed the jumbo jets into the WTC, because you know, the burning jet fuel would totally not set off the demo charges in the wrong order, and the government has secret laws of physics that let them implode the buildings from the top down, instead of the bottom up, and we all know that you need to totally melt steel (rather than just anneal it) to make it fail.

Did I miss anything?   

The wizard, Dok.  You forgot about the wizard.

Thomas Edison?  He's in on the plot?   

I think he means Tommy Walker.  I clearly saw pinballs shooting out of the windows when the towers fell. 

Maybe it was Dumbledore, and that's why they could implode the WTC from the top down.