A discordian take on this please...

[Payne]

Well well well. I can honestly say I've been converted.

Many times in the past, I have been dismissive of the cause and refused to see the real truth. I've watched several hundred hours of footage, read a lot of the debates and monologues on the matter. I've even written a few myself (for the other side, unfortunately).

I mean, there are any number of theoretical models to choose from when you think about, all of them kinda somehow fitting the facts we have before us (those in plain sight, and some that had to be dug out). However, there is only one theory that fits those facts, and makes sense!

And I've been a fool for not seeing it for all this time. Like, I want someone to kick my ass all around town while I'm wearing donkey ears and braying like Maggie Thatcher on bad shrooms.

When it all comes down to it, the only real question we need ask now is Cui Bono? The list of suspects is long and complex, and given the magnitude of this debate, the various interests and personalities often seem in some form of conflict. When that question is answered, everyone else who doubts still will have no choice but to come to the same conclusion as I and many others have...


Pie is definitely better than cake. It's science, bitches.

[LyingTruth]

Well well well. I can honestly say I've been converted.

Many times in the past, I have been dismissive of the cause and refused to see the real truth. I've watched several hundred hours of footage, read a lot of the debates and monologues on the matter. I've even written a few myself (for the other side, unfortunately).

I mean, there are any number of theoretical models to choose from when you think about, all of them kinda somehow fitting the facts we have before us (those in plain sight, and some that had to be dug out). However, there is only one theory that fits those facts, and makes sense!

And I've been a fool for not seeing it for all this time. Like, I want someone to kick my ass all around town while I'm wearing donkey ears and braying like Maggie Thatcher on bad shrooms.

When it all comes down to it, the only real question we need ask now is Cui Bono? The list of suspects is long and complex, and given the magnitude of this debate, the various interests and personalities often seem in some form of conflict. When that question is answered, everyone else who doubts still will have no choice but to come to the same conclusion as I and many others have...


Pie is definitely better than cake. It's science, bitches.

The Truth will some day prevail.
This might be of interest to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74naeawdCs

[Doktor Howl]

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time." - Abraham Lincoln

That wasn't Lincoln, that was Ma Barker.

[Payne]

Well well well. I can honestly say I've been converted.

Many times in the past, I have been dismissive of the cause and refused to see the real truth. I've watched several hundred hours of footage, read a lot of the debates and monologues on the matter. I've even written a few myself (for the other side, unfortunately).

I mean, there are any number of theoretical models to choose from when you think about, all of them kinda somehow fitting the facts we have before us (those in plain sight, and some that had to be dug out). However, there is only one theory that fits those facts, and makes sense!

And I've been a fool for not seeing it for all this time. Like, I want someone to kick my ass all around town while I'm wearing donkey ears and braying like Maggie Thatcher on bad shrooms.

When it all comes down to it, the only real question we need ask now is Cui Bono? The list of suspects is long and complex, and given the magnitude of this debate, the various interests and personalities often seem in some form of conflict. When that question is answered, everyone else who doubts still will have no choice but to come to the same conclusion as I and many others have...


Pie is definitely better than cake. It's science, bitches.

The Truth will some day prevail.
This might be of interest to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74naeawdCs

Wait, what? 9/11?

This shit is about how awesome pies are compared to cake, you filthy Romish Cakeist.

~~~Payne: First Minister of Piesbyterianism

[LyingTruth]

Well well well. I can honestly say I've been converted.

Many times in the past, I have been dismissive of the cause and refused to see the real truth. I've watched several hundred hours of footage, read a lot of the debates and monologues on the matter. I've even written a few myself (for the other side, unfortunately).

I mean, there are any number of theoretical models to choose from when you think about, all of them kinda somehow fitting the facts we have before us (those in plain sight, and some that had to be dug out). However, there is only one theory that fits those facts, and makes sense!

And I've been a fool for not seeing it for all this time. Like, I want someone to kick my ass all around town while I'm wearing donkey ears and braying like Maggie Thatcher on bad shrooms.

When it all comes down to it, the only real question we need ask now is Cui Bono? The list of suspects is long and complex, and given the magnitude of this debate, the various interests and personalities often seem in some form of conflict. When that question is answered, everyone else who doubts still will have no choice but to come to the same conclusion as I and many others have...


Pie is definitely better than cake. It's science, bitches.

The Truth will some day prevail.
This might be of interest to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74naeawdCs

Wait, what? 9/11?

This shit is about how awesome pies are compared to cake, you filthy Romish Cakeist.

~~~Payne: First Minister of Piesbyterianism

I beg of you, please don't tease my sole companion, my partner in crime, my only friend (on this forum so far), MY FELLOW-SUFFERER!
Tease -me- instead; call me a 911TrutherconspiracytheoristludicroustinfoilhatlunaticWTCnerdnut....or whatever - I CAN TAKE IT.
But don't ever again....or else.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

[LyingTruth]

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time." - Abraham Lincoln

That wasn't Lincoln, that was Ma Barker.

There is time for discord, and then there is time for discord.
However, this time neither is relevant.

[LyingTruth]

Well well well. I can honestly say I've been converted.

Many times in the past, I have been dismissive of the cause and refused to see the real truth. I've watched several hundred hours of footage, read a lot of the debates and monologues on the matter. I've even written a few myself (for the other side, unfortunately).

I mean, there are any number of theoretical models to choose from when you think about, all of them kinda somehow fitting the facts we have before us (those in plain sight, and some that had to be dug out). However, there is only one theory that fits those facts, and makes sense!

And I've been a fool for not seeing it for all this time. Like, I want someone to kick my ass all around town while I'm wearing donkey ears and braying like Maggie Thatcher on bad shrooms.

When it all comes down to it, the only real question we need ask now is Cui Bono? The list of suspects is long and complex, and given the magnitude of this debate, the various interests and personalities often seem in some form of conflict. When that question is answered, everyone else who doubts still will have no choice but to come to the same conclusion as I and many others have...


Pie is definitely better than cake. It's science, bitches.

The Truth will some day prevail.
This might be of interest to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74naeawdCs

Wait, what? 9/11?

This shit is about how awesome pies are compared to cake, you filthy Romish Cakeist.

~~~Payne: First Minister of Piesbyterianism

I beg of you, please don't tease my sole companion, my partner in crime, my only friend (on this forum so far), MY FELLOW-SUFFERER!
Tease -me- instead; call me a 911TrutherconspiracytheoristludicroustinfoilhatlunaticWTCnerdnut....or whatever - I CAN TAKE IT.
But don't ever again....or else.

I am of course (besides Payne on this forum) my sole companion, my partner in crime, my only friend, MY OWN FELLOW-SUFFERER!
It's quite lonely infact 

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Well then, pay attenzione bud...

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Well then, pay attenzione bud...

75%

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

[LyingTruth]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

[Doktor Howl]

Did this one turn out not to be a troll? I haven't been paying attention.

Cloudy, with a 50% chance of pop tard.

A 100% chance of an Orio; please, this is the second time I told you guys.

The odds are approaching 1.

You're really making me feel welcome  
Honestly: How the fuck can I be down with yall?

You could try being nice.