List of Vengeance

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

You will never have any minions

[The Wizard]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did you really think I was just roleplaying? That I was just goofing around when I said I was going to get my revenge? Fools! My in thread antics were merely a smokescreen, something to keep you busy while I worked on my real work! And tonight you shall face the fruit of my labors! Through cunning manipulation and SCIENCE, I have eliminated many of my enemies.



Behold! Charozilla! Watch as Squid flees from her coochie, coochie, coochie!!!




For Alphapance I hired outside contracters. The Lollypop Guild came to my attention after their high profile assassination of the Wicked Witch of the West. They are quiet, resourceful, but above all...patient.


I kept Cram's targeting secret, as I did not want him to be able to contact his LARPer friends for aid. A merry band of nerds would surely spell ruin for my plans! But the Nixon-Bats I sent after him did the job well enough.



Doktor Blight had previously evaded my attacks by using body doubles. So when I finally captured him, I did thorough DNA and Psychological tests to confirm his identity. With the good Doktor I could not help but be thorough.




Admittedly, I had already claimed vengeance against Eater of Clowns. But really, no one can pay enough, so I gave him to the local redneck population to do with as they please. Ever seen Deliverance, EoC?




Hell hath no fury like a mother shark protecting its spawn.




Finally, and most importantly, Lady Nyx. Having traced her to a local Furry Convention (heh, heh, heh), I remembered her stating earlier whether I was man enough to go up to her mano a mano. I was tempted to go through and face her myself, but my sense of irony took hold. So instead, I unleashed a pack of genetically engineered Super Wolves (complete with eye beams) on Nyx, as well as her Furry friends. Your welcome, Humanity.

THIS is the price of crossing Doktor James Semaj! Look upon these images and know what fate lies in store for those who defy me! And remember children,

NO ONE IS SAFE!

[Freeky]

I stand in awe of your WRATHful vengeance.

[The Wizard]

Thanks. 

Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fuck, I'm wicked high up....

Once I stop pissing myself, I shall get my revenge.

In the meantime, your power over storms is revoked and all of your harem have a variety of STDs, ranging from T. Vaginalis to HIV. Some you can live with. Some you can cure. Some won't even have any overall effect on your health.

I wonder if you like to gamble.

Now back to panicking.

[The Wizard]

Is okay. I'll make a weather controlling machine. As for the harem, well, I'm already committed elsewhere anyway, so a harem would just fuck things up anyway.

[Eater of Clowns]

Once again, for EoC is it sodomy.   

You'll pay, fiend.

[Phox]

Finally, and most importantly, Lady Nyx. Having traced her to a local Furry Convention (heh, heh, heh), I remembered her stating earlier whether I was man enough to go up to her mano a mano. I was tempted to go through and face her myself, but my sense of irony took hold. So instead, I unleashed a pack of genetically engineered Super Wolves (complete with eye beams) on Nyx, as well as her Furry friends. Your welcome, Humanity.

THIS is the price of crossing Doktor James Semaj! Look upon these images and know what fate lies in store for those who defy me! And remember children,

NO ONE IS SAFE!

I didn't think anyone realized there was a picture of me on this site. Good job, Semaj. 

[The Wizard]

Once again, for EoC is it sodomy.

Maybe it'll become a running gag. Wouldn't that be funny?" 

I didn't think anyone realized there was a picture of me on this site. Good job, Semaj.

Thank you, thank you.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

"Nixon Bats." 

[The Wizard]

Given that this was my first real WOMPing, I was hoping for more...lulz, I guess? I think I overdid my RPing ruse.

[Doktor Howl]

Given that this was my first real WOMPing, I was hoping for more...lulz, I guess? I think I overdid my RPing ruse.

I stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea.  It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.

[The Wizard]

I stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea.  It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.

Ya. Next time will have to tread the line better.

Think I might go back to being a Pulp Hero. I'm just not good at being the bad guy.

[Doktor Howl]

I stopped reading it pages ago, and dropped the idea.  It went from over the top to TCC, before I had a chance to do a single WOMP.

Ya. Next time will have to tread the line better.

Think I might go back to being a Pulp Hero. I'm just not good at being the bad guy.

If you're even considering it, then you probably don't have enough rage, hate, and senseless desire for stupid plans that the job of villain requires.

[The Wizard]

If you're even considering it, then you probably don't have enough rage, hate, and senseless desire for stupid plans that the job of villain requires.

Lots of rage, very little hate, and just generally prefer being the good guy. Hmm. Maybe I can use WOMP for good?