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Legend of the Green Dragon

Started by Cramulus, October 21, 2010, 08:19:26 PM

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Cramulus

 :lol:
It's not going to be a real person or an in-joke though

if it's a reference to something it needs to be something fairly recognizable (like Cthulhu or Sauron)


leaning more towards a big named creature like an evil mummy or lich or something that could conceivably be leading all these monsters you find in the woods

AFK

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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

Dick Cheney.



He's not a real person, right?

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cramulus on November 08, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
:lol:
It's not going to be a real person or an in-joke though

if it's a reference to something it needs to be something fairly recognizable (like Cthulhu or Sauron)


leaning more towards a big named creature like an evil mummy or lich or something that could conceivably be leading all these monsters you find in the woods


Dude, Steve Jobs totally satisfies all of these requirements.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"


LMNO


Cramulus

 :lulz:
the bladder module has been replaced by the odor module. You'll get stinky as you fight (and a few other things). Make sure to shower off in any of the bath houses (located in each city), or people will be able to smell you.

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Freeky

Quote from: Cramulus on November 08, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
:lulz:
the bladder module has been replaced by the odor module. You'll get stinky as you fight (and a few other things). Make sure to shower off in any of the bath houses (located in each city), or people will be able to smell you.

Can you find gems in bathhouses? or get gold from the Bath house Fairy? Or extra turns?

East Coast Hustle

The bath house fairy gives you herpes, not gold. :lulz:
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Telarus

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 08, 2010, 11:18:50 PM
The bath house fairy gives you herpes, not gold. :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Quote from: Cramulus on November 08, 2010, 05:35:22 PM:lol:
It's not going to be a real person or an in-joke though

if it's a reference to something it needs to be something fairly recognizable (like Cthulhu or Sauron)


leaning more towards a big named creature like an evil mummy or lich or something that could conceivably be leading all these monsters you find in the woods

The Justified Ancient Mummy.

He is Justified.

And he is Ancient.

He also drives an Ice-cream van.

And hits you for 99.
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Cramulus

New mounts and companions have arrived at the stables and mercenary guilds. Many are only available to adventurers with one or two dragon kills under their belts.

Mounts can be picked up in Evendarr or Spagmar. Companions can be hired in Spagmar or Renalburg. There may be different options available in each city.

The Pinata can now be accessed from the Garden.

A second moon seems to have appeared in the sky. When the two moons align, crazy things may happen.

There is now a spa in the Peedy Swamp.