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Started by LMNO, December 01, 2010, 02:46:45 PM

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hooplala

#30
December 08, 2010, 02:07:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 08, 2010, 10:51:35 AM
I'd think the fuzz would get stuck in your teeth. 

That's never stopped me before.


I read that they live in boiling water... its like they're doing half the work for us.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#31
December 08, 2010, 02:11:13 PM
I'm looking for a crab that lives in court-bouillon or drawn butter.

AFK

#32
December 08, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
Now, if they would only walk up to your door and invite themselves in for dinner. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#33
December 08, 2010, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 08, 2010, 02:11:13 PM
I'm looking for a crab that lives in court-bouillon or drawn butter.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 08, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
Now, if they would only walk up to your door and invite themselves in for dinner. 

THESE are the things science should be working on, dammit.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Enrico Salazar

#34
July 24, 2013, 08:45:32 PM
Funny, Enrico's pet name for Diabo was "hairy crab".

He is glad she is dead.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Cramulus

#35
August 12, 2013, 11:54:47 PM
Dear Enrico,

My hot sorority friends keep getting stuck in the same argument. One is a communist and one is a capitalist. Neither of them will make hot dirty until this is resolved. What should I tell them?


Sincerely,

Invisible Hand
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