Predictions for 2011

[Earthbound Spirit]

I would take momma over her any day.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I only have 2 predictions:

1. Bank collapse
2. Tsunami

[BadBeast]

I would take momma over her any day.

Don't get me wrong, I'd have a little go on either / both  of them,  given half the chance , but I wouldn't want to keep them.  Not for any  longer than necessary.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would take momma over her any day.

Don't get me wrong, I'd have a little go on either / both  of them,  given half the chance , but I wouldn't want to keep them.  Not for any  longer than necessary.

I have this weird hangup where I won't fuck people I don't like. Frankly, I think it makes me better than everyone else.

[LMNO]

I just don't find either of them attractive in the slightest.  Which, I suppose, spares me from the concept of putting my dick anywhere near them.

[BadBeast]

I would take momma over her any day.

Don't get me wrong, I'd have a little go on either / both  of them,  given half the chance , but I wouldn't want to keep them.  Not for any  longer than necessary.

I have this weird hangup where I won't fuck people I don't like. Frankly, I think it makes me better than everyone else.

I am only rolling with my twisted celebrity fantasy never going to happen anyway, so wind up EBS with the Palin Girls thing. Sarah is a Lizard, and Bristol's far to young and full of stupids.
(Sorry EBS, but they really are a pair of utility slags)

[BadBeast]

I have this weird hangup where I won't fuck people I don't like. Frankly, I think it makes me better than everyone else.

Nah, that's not weird. I have also only ever fucked people I like. We may have fallen out over something or other further down the line, but that's just incidental. If I dislike someone, why would I want to bump uglies with them? (Except for theoretical and absurd speculative situations.)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But then how can I be better than everyone else?   

[BadBeast]

But then how can I be better than everyone else?   

Because you just can be. I know it's not fair, but I didn't make the rules. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

But then how can I be better than everyone else?   

Because you just can be. I know it's not fair, but I didn't make the rules. 

I can live with that.

[BadBeast]

But then how can I be better than everyone else?   

Because you just can be. I know it's not fair, but I didn't make the rules. 

I can live with that.

That's a relief, thought you were a goner there for a moment. 

[Bruno]

I would only ever fuck an imaginary Sarah Palin, never a real one.

Unless it was a totally different person who just happened to have the same name, then maybe.

Predictions:

China will get bigger.
Obama's popularity will rise slightly.
Employment and the economy will improve slightly.
A movement will begin to give mice with human brains the right to vote.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This thread has me thinking-- has anyone here ever started up a OMF/GASM where you come up with as many fake causes as you can and get people to sign on to them?

[Fujikoma]

I predict an elaborate web of news hoaxes and faked terror attacks to justify an ever encroaching series of security measures for everything. I also predict that the facade of the NWO will continue to crumble, revealing its sticky roots, whereby sometime in the distant future it may be disabled, at least for 50 years or so. I predict the continued slow creep of a mass awakening, and the beginning of the end for the Tea Party, as they're not really libertarians, and this will be revealed for even their most fanatical supporters to see. The really-real libertarians will not stand for this hoax to be perpetuated.

Wishful thinking combined with paranoia?

[Phox]

I predict an elaborate web of news hoaxes and faked terror attacks to justify an ever encroaching series of security measures for everything. I also predict that the facade of the NWO will continue to crumble, revealing its sticky roots, whereby sometime in the distant future it may be disabled, at least for 50 years or so. I predict the continued slow creep of a mass awakening, and the beginning of the end for the Tea Party, as they're not really libertarians, and this will be revealed for even their most fanatical supporters to see. The really-real libertarians will not stand for this hoax to be perpetuated.

Wishful thinking combined with paranoia?

Oh, that's ridiculous. What tomfoolery will you suggest next? That the really real Discordians will out us all as the Illuminati quintuple agents we are?