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I JUST GOT HIRED AS A PSYCHIC FOR A LOCAL NEWPAPER.

Started by Suu, January 03, 2011, 07:13:47 PM

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Suu

January 03, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
HELP ME PICK A MADGIJYCKAL NAME!
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#1
January 03, 2011, 07:15:08 PM
You're a psychic, you tell me what I'm thinking!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
January 03, 2011, 07:18:35 PM
Katarina Minateaucescu. Hopefully there aren't any Romanians in Providence, cuz I just pulled it out of my ass.
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#3
January 03, 2011, 07:20:31 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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#4
January 03, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
What am I thinking?

Suu

#5
January 03, 2011, 07:27:21 PM
You're thinking of eating a delicious peanut butter sammich?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#6
January 03, 2011, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 07:27:21 PM
You're thinking of eating a delicious peanut butter sammich?
YOU'RE GOOD!  :lulz:

Golden Applesauce

#7
January 03, 2011, 07:28:47 PM
"Ms. Bob Dole"
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Cramulus

#8
January 03, 2011, 07:32:58 PM
that's awesome suu! how'd you swing that? and what kind of stuff will you be writing?

Suu

#9
January 03, 2011, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 03, 2011, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 07:27:21 PM
You're thinking of eating a delicious peanut butter sammich?
YOU'RE GOOD!  :lulz:

It's the first thing that came to my mind!  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#10
January 03, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 03, 2011, 07:32:58 PM
that's awesome suu! how'd you swing that? and what kind of stuff will you be writing?

A friend of mine is the Editor-in-Chief of this weekly paper that goes out in the town of Johnston (GS's hometown, might I add...). And we've been talking about me doing a weekly piece as I have some experience with journalism.

She just posted it on my Facebook actually, the horoscopes are going to be very tongue-in-cheek and RI related. It doesn't have to be accurate, but it does have to be entertaining.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#11
January 03, 2011, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 03, 2011, 07:32:58 PM
that's awesome suu! how'd you swing that? and what kind of stuff will you be writing?

A friend of mine is the Editor-in-Chief of this weekly paper that goes out in the town of Johnston (GS's hometown, might I add...). And we've been talking about me doing a weekly piece as I have some experience with journalism.

She just posted it on my Facebook actually, the horoscopes are going to be very tongue-in-cheek and RI related. It doesn't have to be accurate, but it does have to be entertaining.

Sounds like fun, enjoy it.

Richter

#12
January 03, 2011, 07:37:34 PM
"St. Fu"

..and congrats! :lulz:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#13
January 03, 2011, 07:39:06 PM
Empress Suu.

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#14
January 03, 2011, 08:12:02 PM
http://www.trappedinspace.com/numerology/numerology.php?attribute=psychic

According to this site your name should either be Aries or Richard Dawkins.


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