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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ATTN: CRAMULUS

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 05, 2011, 01:04:02 AM
FIRST YOU NEEDED PUNCH CARDS

SOME TIME LATER THE KEYBOARD WAS INVENTED

EVENTUALLY THERE WOULD BE MOUSES AND TRACKBALLS

VOICE RECOGNITION

TOUCH SCREEN

BUT NONE OF THIS HAS PREPARED YOU FOR THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT


IT IS CALLED THE iPWN. IT RESPONDS TO SEXUAL STIMULUS. IT IS THE FIRST APPLE BACHELORETTE.

FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL HARKEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD STEVE JOBBS SAY

"iPWN. BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR G-MAIL"
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