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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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ATTN: CRAMULUS

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 05, 2011, 01:04:02 AM
FIRST YOU NEEDED PUNCH CARDS

SOME TIME LATER THE KEYBOARD WAS INVENTED

EVENTUALLY THERE WOULD BE MOUSES AND TRACKBALLS

VOICE RECOGNITION

TOUCH SCREEN

BUT NONE OF THIS HAS PREPARED YOU FOR THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT


IT IS CALLED THE iPWN. IT RESPONDS TO SEXUAL STIMULUS. IT IS THE FIRST APPLE BACHELORETTE.

FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL HARKEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD STEVE JOBBS SAY

"iPWN. BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR G-MAIL"
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