ATTN: CRAMULUS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

[Cramulus]

FIRST YOU NEEDED PUNCH CARDS

SOME TIME LATER THE KEYBOARD WAS INVENTED

EVENTUALLY THERE WOULD BE MOUSES AND TRACKBALLS

VOICE RECOGNITION

TOUCH SCREEN

BUT NONE OF THIS HAS PREPARED YOU FOR THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT


IT IS CALLED THE iPWN. IT RESPONDS TO SEXUAL STIMULUS. IT IS THE FIRST APPLE BACHELORETTE.

FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL HARKEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD STEVE JOBBS SAY

"iPWN. BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR G-MAIL"