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Thinking about Gabbard in general, my animal instinct is to flatten my ears against my head, roll my eyes up till the whites show, bare my teeth, and trill like a cicada stuck in a Commodore 64.

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ATTN: CRAMULUS

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 05, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 05, 2011, 01:04:02 AM
FIRST YOU NEEDED PUNCH CARDS

SOME TIME LATER THE KEYBOARD WAS INVENTED

EVENTUALLY THERE WOULD BE MOUSES AND TRACKBALLS

VOICE RECOGNITION

TOUCH SCREEN

BUT NONE OF THIS HAS PREPARED YOU FOR THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT


IT IS CALLED THE iPWN. IT RESPONDS TO SEXUAL STIMULUS. IT IS THE FIRST APPLE BACHELORETTE.

FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL HARKEN BACK TO THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD STEVE JOBBS SAY

"iPWN. BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR G-MAIL"
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