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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, January 07, 2011, 07:54:13 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

January 07, 2011, 07:54:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCipg71LbI&feature=player_embedded

According to Bill Orielly the fact that the tides go in and out is both an inexplicable mystery and undeniable proof of God.

So yeah,

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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
January 07, 2011, 07:59:42 AM
I guess he doesn't know about the moon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#2
January 07, 2011, 08:04:02 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#3
January 07, 2011, 08:05:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 07:59:42 AM
I guess he doesn't know about the moon.
The moon causing the tides is just another communist conspiracy designed to fool the average red blooded Americian into thinking there's no such thing as Jesus.
Don't you know anything Nigel?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
January 07, 2011, 08:06:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 07:59:42 AM
I guess he doesn't know about the moon.

You know, I'm trying to come up with a quip of my own, but, fuck, you can't top this cold hard fact.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
January 07, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#6
January 07, 2011, 08:14:34 AM
You know, I really want to blow up the moon now, just to see how Bill reacts the the tides no longer working without it.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Prince Glittersnatch III

#7
January 07, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Maybe Bill actually thinks that the moon is god.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
January 07, 2011, 08:46:25 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 07, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Maybe Bill actually thinks that the moon is god.

He wouldn't be the first.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#9
January 07, 2011, 08:54:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:46:25 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 07, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
Maybe Bill actually thinks that the moon is god.

He wouldn't be the first.
BILL O'REILLY IS A PAGAN! HERETIC! HERETIC! WOLF IN SHEPHERDS CLOTHING!!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bruno

#10
January 07, 2011, 09:42:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 07, 2011, 07:54:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCipg71LbI&feature=player_embedded

According to Bill Orielly the fact that the tides go in and out is both an inexplicable mystery and undeniable proof of God.

So yeah,



The Moon doesn't cause the tides. The tides cause the Moon, dawg,

Besides, correlation != causation, etc...
Formerly something else...

Phox

#11
January 07, 2011, 11:37:05 AM
BWAHAHA! What the fuck? That's hilarious.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

Those things are creepy as hell, Nigel.  :lulz:

Pope Pixie Pickle

#12
January 07, 2011, 12:11:23 PM

LMNO

#13
January 07, 2011, 01:04:18 PM
Let's not miss an important fact here:  Both the GodPoseur and the AthiestFreak failed fifth-grade earth science forever.


EVERYONE OFF MY PLANET.*































*Stole that from TGRR.

AFK

#14
January 07, 2011, 01:29:10 PM
I smell a new gameshow.

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