Your one-stop shop for being righteously butthurt.

[Phox]

Not satisfied, quite yet. Bring the pain!

Ah, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU.  I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?

Phox,
Feels the hate.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I love this weird little she-fag. 

[The Wizard]

Ah, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU.  I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?

Phox,
Feels the hate.

Ouch. Fucking ouch. The third rate hack one hurt. This merits vengeance. After I cauterize the wounds...shit, Phox.

[Adios]

Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.

[Phox]

Ah, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU.  I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?

Phox,
Feels the hate.

Ouch. Fucking ouch. The third rate hack one hurt. This merits vengeance. After I cauterize the wounds...shit, Phox.

[StochasticProvost]

I'm not really sure what else you expected. I mean she's got Carmen Sandiego as her avatar. Bitch stole the fucking Eiffel Tower, and Stonehenge. That is some shit right there.

[The Wizard]

Enjoy it while you can. I'm already planning a reprisal. You know what I'm capable of, Phox.

[Phox]

Enjoy it while you can. I'm already planning a reprisal. You know what I'm capable of, Phox.

All I heard was "blah blah blah, I fuck more sheep than all of Wales".

[The Wizard]

All I heard was "blah blah blah, I fuck more sheep than all of Wales".

Just giving fair warning.

[Kai]

Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.

Warning tickets for speeding, following too closely, obscene gesture.   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.

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You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?

[Kai]

Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.

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You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?

You'll have to do better than that. Bug fucking is the entomologist's private sport, done much like dogfighting. You're just not sophisticated enough down in Tucson to understand, with your cheap shitty booze and your average to midling perverts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.

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You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?

You'll have to do better than that. Bug fucking is the entomologist's private sport, done much like dogfighting. You're just not sophisticated enough down in Tucson to understand, with your cheap shitty booze and your average to midling perverts.

Ho ho!  In Tucson, we let the bugs fuck us.

Bugs like these babies:



Look at that little sweetheart, eh?  Makes me feel all dirty.

[Phox]

LOOK AT THEIR CUTE LITTLE ARACHNID FACES! THEY ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING CUTE!