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ITT SUU IS YOUR BARTENDER.

Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Rumckle

#45
January 12, 2011, 02:42:50 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 12, 2011, 01:23:21 AM
Ooh, something without fancy stuff please, good alcohol is too expensive for me :(

You're Australian. You get this.




:vom:


Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
1 bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer
1 bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout
1 Banana
Vanilla ice cream.

Blend.

:D



That sounds very nice, I'll have to look out for some Well's
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Suu

#46
January 12, 2011, 02:43:51 AM
It's an English brand. I figure if we can get it here in the colonies, you certainly can get it down there in the jail.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#47
January 12, 2011, 02:48:19 AM
Maybe, I'll keep an eye out for it when I'm in Europe though.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

#48
January 12, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuu can I please have a cocktail?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Suu

#49
January 12, 2011, 01:53:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 12, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuu can I please have a cocktail?

"Triple Zero's Triple Sec Tea"

2 parts Stoli
1 part Triple Sec, the alcoholic kind
1/2 part Grandmarnier
1/2 part Sour Mix
Splash cola for color

8)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#50
January 12, 2011, 02:45:39 PM
Do you have a variation of an Old Fashioned?

Jenne

#51
January 12, 2011, 03:07:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 01:18:51 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 12:31:27 AM
Ha!  Barkeep!  I'll take what you're slingin' over there!

You're an adorable sophisticated girly-girl, but you also don't take shit, I can tell.

"Jenne's Cosmo on Crack"

Chilled Martini Glass rimmed with natural lime juice

2 parts Grey Goose Le Poire
1 part Chambord
1 part Cranberry Juice

Combine and shake with ice

Garnish with a lime wedge.

...Goddamn I want one of these now.

Fuck.  YEAH.  LOVE this and having one THIS WEEKEND.  Hells to the yea-yeah!  :D 

Thanks, Suu.

Adios

#52
January 12, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

Jenne

#53
January 12, 2011, 03:16:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 02:29:45 AM
I don't use Campari much, it's a weird aperitif. It does mix well with juices, so let me know what you think!

My mom says it's supposed to be blood-orange flavored, but I never was able to get that taste out of it.  So now I have to experiment.

These are awesome, Suu!

Suu

#54
January 12, 2011, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

"Snowed-In Irish Breakfast Tea"

In a coffee mug, muddle fresh ginger and an orange slice as you would an Old Fashioned, coat the muddled fruit with honey.

Add 1 part Jameson's and 2 parts hot black tea.

Sip slowly to soothe the throat and flip off the snowstorm regularly.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#55
January 12, 2011, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 03:09:57 PM
Haz sore throat. Need hot toddy.

"Snowed-In Irish Breakfast Tea"

In an coffee mug, bruise fresh ginger and an orange slice as you would an Old Fashioned, coat the bruised fruit with honey.

Add 1 part Jameson's and 2 parts hot black tea.

Sip slowly to soothe the throat and flip off the snowstorm regularly.

I think I love you.

Suu

#56
January 12, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
I've never actually been to bartending school, btw. My mom was a bartender for 25 years, she taught me a lot and I followed suit. I just never got as much time behind the bar as I wanted to and always got stuck serving.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#57
January 12, 2011, 03:42:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2011, 03:39:17 PM
I've never actually been to bartending school, btw. My mom was a bartender for 25 years, she taught me a lot and I followed suit. I just never got as much time behind the bar as I wanted to and always got stuck serving.

Having owned two bars I have tended bar quite a bit. It was always in redneck country though, so nothing fancy. Bud was always my biggest seller by a 4 -1 margin.

LMNO

#58
January 12, 2011, 03:57:04 PM
I'm interested in seeing what you'd come up with for me.

Triple Zero

#59
January 12, 2011, 04:01:34 PM
YUM STOLI :D THANKS

SUU KNOWS WHAT VODKA I LIKE :D :D

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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