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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2012, 01:43:43 am »
Finished another hat. This is also rather bullet proof. But hey, it has a pom-pom on top. And it's an ear-flap hat, although you probably can't tell.



Made this for BF. Turns out he bought a blue cookie monster ear-flap hat a few days ago. So this is sort of superfluous. Gotta find someone else to give it to. Huzzah.

Gave it to him for his birthday. He didn't really like it, but won't let me give it to someone who will and get him something he'll like. Whatever.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #137 on: December 29, 2012, 11:31:57 pm »
i scored some serious yarn porn yarn today in Edinburgh...
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #138 on: December 30, 2012, 04:43:53 am »
i scored some serious yarn porn yarn today in Edinburgh...

Pictures! :D Or at least details. Heh.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #139 on: February 25, 2013, 10:02:32 pm »
Latest blanket. More of a lapghan and/or baby-blanket sized. Due to difficulties, Imma try to sell it for $75-ish. I took these pictures with my iPod Touch but I don't have steady hands so deal until I can take better ones.

There's a chick at work who keeps telling me her baby needs a blanket. She doesn't ask, she tells me. And then she demands to know what I'm going to do about it. We'll see if she'll buy this one and shut the fuck up. Since she's not getting one for free. :P

Also - the blanket is a perfect square, don't let the pictures full you. I just threw it down and didn't bother pulling it straight because Ma'at was 'helping'. I only had a few seconds to get pictures before she rolled herself up in it like a kitty-burrito.




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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #140 on: February 27, 2013, 12:53:41 am »
yarn is pretties, but with the bright variegation I cannot see stitches.

THIS YARN IS 40% off! I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/noro-silk-garden-lite-2052-silk-garden-lit.html

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/araucania-milodon-purple-mix-1458-milodon.html also this is so so so pretty, and a hell of a lot cheaper than it usually is..
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« Reply #141 on: February 27, 2013, 05:59:42 am »
yarn is pretties, but with the bright variegation I cannot see stitches.

THIS YARN IS 40% off! I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/noro-silk-garden-lite-2052-silk-garden-lit.html

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/araucania-milodon-purple-mix-1458-milodon.html also this is so so so pretty, and a hell of a lot cheaper than it usually is..

Yeah, I kept the stitches simple because of the variegation. Just variations of traditional granny squares. Mostly clusters of three double crochet.

I love the Noro yarns but they can be a little bearish to work with. Don't have much experience with the Araucania yarns. Oh wait, talk you out of it. Um.

*cough cough* Both these yarns are abysmal. Don't get them.

Save your money for the really posh stuff. >.>

Did that help? Probably not. :P
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« Reply #142 on: February 27, 2013, 09:53:24 am »
yarn is pretties, but with the bright variegation I cannot see stitches.

THIS YARN IS 40% off! I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/noro-silk-garden-lite-2052-silk-garden-lit.html

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/araucania-milodon-purple-mix-1458-milodon.html also this is so so so pretty, and a hell of a lot cheaper than it usually is..

Yeah, I kept the stitches simple because of the variegation. Just variations of traditional granny squares. Mostly clusters of three double crochet.

I love the Noro yarns but they can be a little bearish to work with. Don't have much experience with the Araucania yarns. Oh wait, talk you out of it. Um.

*cough cough* Both these yarns are abysmal. Don't get them.

Save your money for the really posh stuff. >.>

Did that help? Probably not. :P

No, arm warmers  and headband/thing to stop ears from getting cold still going oooo pretttiiieeeeeees.
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« Reply #143 on: February 28, 2013, 04:46:41 am »
yarn is pretties, but with the bright variegation I cannot see stitches.

THIS YARN IS 40% off! I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME OUT OF IT

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/noro-silk-garden-lite-2052-silk-garden-lit.html

http://www.blacksheepwools.com/araucania-milodon-purple-mix-1458-milodon.html also this is so so so pretty, and a hell of a lot cheaper than it usually is..

Yeah, I kept the stitches simple because of the variegation. Just variations of traditional granny squares. Mostly clusters of three double crochet.

I love the Noro yarns but they can be a little bearish to work with. Don't have much experience with the Araucania yarns. Oh wait, talk you out of it. Um.

*cough cough* Both these yarns are abysmal. Don't get them.

Save your money for the really posh stuff. >.>

Did that help? Probably not. :P

No, arm warmers  and headband/thing to stop ears from getting cold still going oooo pretttiiieeeeeees.

I've stopped looking at yarn for awhile. Except for Wollmeise, Wolle's Yarn, and The Loopy Ewe. Wollmeise is in Germany. It almost compels me to get a passport and head that way just so I can see it in person. But I'm too broke right now and . . . priorities, responsibility, and six totes of yarn in my closet say no!
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« Reply #144 on: March 01, 2013, 04:32:25 am »
Here is an excellent reason to learn how to do stranded knitting :

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« Reply #145 on: March 01, 2013, 04:18:57 pm »
hehehe. That's kind of awesome
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« Reply #146 on: March 01, 2013, 04:46:31 pm »
Here is an excellent reason to learn how to do stranded knitting :

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Man, I was staring at her neck tattoo for about 30 seconds before i noticed what was on the sweater.

...and then my pance got tight.

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« Reply #147 on: March 02, 2013, 07:55:54 am »
Here is an excellent reason to learn how to do stranded knitting :

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Man, I was staring at her neck tattoo for about 30 seconds before i noticed what was on the sweater.

...and then my pance got tight.

:P I can see you wearing something like that into the gay bar.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #148 on: March 12, 2013, 12:55:46 pm »
Not for long, kiddo.

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« Reply #149 on: March 13, 2013, 12:35:02 am »
 :lulz:

My yarn SCIENCE project blanket is coming along nicely. it's now at lap blanket width and I've still got about 400g of aran weight to go. I am getting bored of the basic granny square stitch pattern and am considering making a really thick border and playing with some new stitch patterns.
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