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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #150 on: March 13, 2013, 04:40:53 am »
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My yarn SCIENCE project blanket is coming along nicely. it's now at lap blanket width and I've still got about 400g of aran weight to go. I am getting bored of the basic granny square stitch pattern and am considering making a really thick border and playing with some new stitch patterns.

I always intend to make a really large granny blanket again. And then about nine rows in I get bored so I switch it up. And then nine rows later I'm bored again so I change it to something else. And so on. I say do the border thing. :D
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #151 on: March 14, 2013, 08:29:35 am »
Ooo, I like those. I tried getting into it but failed.

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #152 on: March 14, 2013, 10:31:12 am »
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My yarn SCIENCE project blanket is coming along nicely. it's now at lap blanket width and I've still got about 400g of aran weight to go. I am getting bored of the basic granny square stitch pattern and am considering making a really thick border and playing with some new stitch patterns.

I always intend to make a really large granny blanket again. And then about nine rows in I get bored so I switch it up. And then nine rows later I'm bored again so I change it to something else. And so on. I say do the border thing. :D

:) Some granny stripe might work in strips for a bit. I'm considering that to make the shape more elongated before a border.  like, 5 at the top and bottom and 3 at the sides...
 
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #153 on: March 14, 2013, 11:16:42 pm »
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My yarn SCIENCE project blanket is coming along nicely. it's now at lap blanket width and I've still got about 400g of aran weight to go. I am getting bored of the basic granny square stitch pattern and am considering making a really thick border and playing with some new stitch patterns.

I always intend to make a really large granny blanket again. And then about nine rows in I get bored so I switch it up. And then nine rows later I'm bored again so I change it to something else. And so on. I say do the border thing. :D

:) Some granny stripe might work in strips for a bit. I'm considering that to make the shape more elongated before a border.  like, 5 at the top and bottom and 3 at the sides...

Sounds like a solid plan.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #154 on: March 14, 2013, 11:17:15 pm »
Also? Crochet lace is a bitch.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #155 on: March 15, 2013, 10:02:06 am »
Also? Crochet lace is a bitch.
I like to say I like the aesthetic of chunky yarns, but the truth is i'm lazy and like projects that grow quickly.  Lace would try my patience.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #156 on: March 15, 2013, 05:53:40 pm »
Also? Crochet lace is a bitch.
I like to say I like the aesthetic of chunky yarns, but the truth is i'm lazy and like projects that grow quickly.  Lace would try my patience.

I'm with you on that. But every so often I get this crazy idea . . .
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #157 on: March 19, 2013, 05:22:14 pm »
MAKE ME ONE OF THESE.



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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #158 on: March 20, 2013, 12:02:21 am »
MAKE ME ONE OF THESE.




That is WAAAAAY beyond my skillset atm...
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #159 on: March 24, 2013, 05:59:26 am »
I have started a crib blanket for my sister's best friend.

its 60"x45" , and I've been working in different-height stitch rows along the 60" for horizontal stripey goodness. It's going to be AWESOME and I am maybe going to crochet an owl to sew on, for the gender neutral (don't know about babby's downstairs mixup yet) cute animal. Was considering ripple, but ripples are as of yet beyond me.

stone-brown and cream varigated, cream, a aquamarine blue, sage green, that sort of brazillian amethyst kind of shade of purple and some red, for the modern, funky Welsh baby.
 

stripe pattern is all pretties, and the different stitch heights are giving it a nice sort of ribbed undulation in the fabric as the rows build up.  I am NOT ALLOWED to crochet ANYTHINGS but crib blanket until crib blanket
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #160 on: April 05, 2013, 10:42:06 pm »
i just bought 2 skeins of crochet cotton and i'm making a dishcloth.

I'm sick of sponges and how quickly i get through the disposable  fuckers.

Also I got it real fuckin' cheap.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #161 on: April 05, 2013, 11:25:41 pm »
Did you finish the crib blanket?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #162 on: April 06, 2013, 04:13:49 pm »
nope. :s
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #163 on: April 06, 2013, 06:44:15 pm »
nope. :s

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #164 on: April 07, 2013, 05:50:26 am »
Still plugging away on my lace. Stopped to make five granny square blocks for a group project going to a friend having a shit life right now.

How far did you get on the crib blanket before you got distracted, Pixie? Baby blankets are my kryptonite. As soon as I start one, I want to set it or myself on fire. So I start something else and forget about it until the baby it was meant for is due or crowning. Then I start working like a mad bastard on it.
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