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« Reply #195 on: December 21, 2013, 07:50:24 pm »
Sweet! :) It is such a useful and versatile craft, the wielding of yarn and hooked and/or pointy sticks.
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« Reply #196 on: December 22, 2013, 05:44:16 pm »
I have many <3 <3 <3 for Mr. Rogers. He was one of the good guys.
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« Reply #197 on: December 22, 2013, 09:51:18 pm »


Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.

He didn't preach.  You just didn't ever want to let him down.

Could you imagine, even for one horrifying second, what it would feel like to have Fred Rogers look at you with disappointment on his face?

Makes me want to curl into a fetal position just thinking about it.
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« Reply #198 on: December 22, 2013, 09:54:32 pm »


Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.

He didn't preach.  You just didn't ever want to let him down.

Could you imagine, even for one horrifying second, what it would feel like to have Fred Rogers look at you with disappointment on his face?

Makes me want to curl into a fetal position just thinking about it.

That made me tear up a little. The sad eyes and the small sad smile.
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« Reply #199 on: December 22, 2013, 09:59:44 pm »


Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.

He didn't preach.  You just didn't ever want to let him down.

Could you imagine, even for one horrifying second, what it would feel like to have Fred Rogers look at you with disappointment on his face?

Makes me want to curl into a fetal position just thinking about it.

That made me tear up a little. The sad eyes and the small sad smile.

Worst part is that he wouldn't be angry.  He'd be genuinely sad.

Like looking at post-1945 pictures of Albert Einstein.
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« Reply #200 on: December 22, 2013, 10:04:31 pm »


Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.

He didn't preach.  You just didn't ever want to let him down.

Could you imagine, even for one horrifying second, what it would feel like to have Fred Rogers look at you with disappointment on his face?

Makes me want to curl into a fetal position just thinking about it.

That made me tear up a little. The sad eyes and the small sad smile.

Worst part is that he wouldn't be angry.  He'd be genuinely sad.

Like looking at post-1945 pictures of Albert Einstein.

Oh man. Quit it, Roger.  :eek: He'd just be all "Well, we have tough days sometimes. Tomorrow will be a brand new day and we can try again . . . "
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« Reply #201 on: December 22, 2013, 10:08:56 pm »


Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.

He didn't preach.  You just didn't ever want to let him down.

Could you imagine, even for one horrifying second, what it would feel like to have Fred Rogers look at you with disappointment on his face?

Makes me want to curl into a fetal position just thinking about it.

That made me tear up a little. The sad eyes and the small sad smile.

Worst part is that he wouldn't be angry.  He'd be genuinely sad.

Like looking at post-1945 pictures of Albert Einstein.

Oh man. Quit it, Roger.  :eek: He'd just be all "Well, we have tough days sometimes. Tomorrow will be a brand new day and we can try again . . . "

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« Reply #202 on: February 24, 2014, 07:35:53 pm »
Been doing this :



and this :



Instead of talking much. An online friend has a sick two-year-old. Like way sick. Like I stopped listening at 'lung tissue necrosis' and started doing this. Luckily my hands don't require a brain to yarn. A bunch of online friends are putting together some blankets for the kid, and her sister. So I've been yarning. Because what else can you do?
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« Reply #203 on: February 25, 2014, 09:17:01 pm »
Pretty.
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« Reply #204 on: February 25, 2014, 11:17:53 pm »
Yeah, things are looking a little better, though. I had the thought that crochet is sort of like prayer. It doesn't do jack shit but when there's nothing else to do, you have to do SOMETHING.

Anyway, the squares are pretty kick-ass and I've got a few new tricks in my skill bag so that's something. I have two more 30 gallon totes of Red Heart Super Saver to go through.  :lulz:
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« Reply #205 on: February 26, 2014, 12:19:06 am »
I think it's great that you have a calming ritual that's also productive and useful, and beautiful as well.

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« Reply #206 on: February 26, 2014, 01:01:58 am »
Thank you for that. <3
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« Reply #207 on: February 26, 2014, 01:03:02 am »
Those are pretty, CPD. I hope your friend's kid gets better.
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« Reply #208 on: March 04, 2014, 03:17:39 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #209 on: March 04, 2014, 05:05:55 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”