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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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Freeky

#15
May 25, 2011, 09:17:18 PM
Nigel caused the extinction of dinosaurs because they were too smart to let themselves get caught by her.  She encouraged the evolution of primates, biding her time, knowing that the result would be land whales on scooters and hipsters sneering, making easy prey.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
May 25, 2011, 09:18:06 PM
Nigel has two sets of genitalia.  The male set is made out of carbon steel, and she uses a king cobra as a prophylactic.  This explains all the sodomized corpses of OKC men who thought they'd step, only to die of venom and blunt trauma.  

DO YOU MIND IF I SHOVE THIS SNAKE IN YOUR ASS?  THAT'S HOT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#17
May 25, 2011, 09:19:02 PM
Nigel makes Chuck Norris hide under the covers in fear at night.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
May 25, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
This is  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#19
May 25, 2011, 09:20:16 PM
Ghengis Khan was really Nigel wearing a mustache.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
May 25, 2011, 09:22:59 PM
The City of Aoudaghost refused to sell her the supplies needed for her perversions.

It's been buried in sand ever since.  Nobody knows where it is, exactly, because NOBODY GOT OUT ALIVE.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#21
May 25, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
The platypus started out as a species of duck, but Nigel had a bad day and decided to fucking their shit.

Payne

#22
May 25, 2011, 09:23:28 PM
It is said that if are unlucky enough to witness a total eclipse of the Nigel, all your organs simultaneously invert then prolapse. Fortunately Nigel can only ever be eclipsed by the sun going nova, and only Hawk The Immortal will witness it.

Freeky

#23
May 25, 2011, 09:24:29 PM
The last time Mt St Helen erupted, it was because a cashier forgot to give Nigel her change.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
May 25, 2011, 09:24:30 PM
You guys.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
May 25, 2011, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 25, 2011, 09:23:28 PM
It is said that if are unlucky enough to witness a total eclipse of the Nigel, all your organs simultaneously invert then prolapse. Fortunately Nigel can only ever be eclipsed by the sun going nova, and only Hawk The Immortal will witness it.

Pompei.  She got sick of all those spags writing graffiti on her town's walls, so she did something about it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#26
May 25, 2011, 09:26:21 PM
Nigel suggested to the south that they ought to secede.  After the Civil War, she was heard to say "LOL J/K"

Payne

#27
May 25, 2011, 09:26:51 PM
There is a unique and horrifying noun in every single known language, dialect, pidgin and creole that describes Nigels dildo collection.

Adios

#28
May 25, 2011, 09:27:03 PM
Mercury was once a thriving planet until the waiter spilled coffee on Nigel.

Adios

#29
May 25, 2011, 09:27:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 25, 2011, 09:23:28 PM
It is said that if are unlucky enough to witness a total eclipse of the Nigel, all your organs simultaneously invert then prolapse. Fortunately Nigel can only ever be eclipsed by the sun going nova, and only Hawk The Immortal will witness it.

:lulz:
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