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READING THIS THREAD MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#60
May 25, 2011, 09:48:53 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#61
May 25, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 25, 2011, 09:47:14 PM
December 21, 2012 is Nigels XXXXXXth birthday. Hawk knows when to keep his mouth shut about certain numbers.

Good plan.  "Immortal" does not mean "Invincible" or "Incapable of Feeling Nigel's Boot Up One's Arse."

If only the Mayans had remembered that rule.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#62
May 25, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
Holy hot damn you guys, that was an incredible thing to read this afternoon. Thank you!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#63
May 25, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
That was fun.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#64
May 25, 2011, 10:49:15 PM
Any chance it could get split into its own thread so I don't lose it in the flush? I think I'd like to read through it once in a while, so I can feel AWESOME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#65
May 25, 2011, 11:03:04 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#66
May 25, 2011, 11:08:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 10:49:15 PM
Any chance it could get split into its own thread so I don't lose it in the flush? I think I'd like to read through it once in a while, so I can feel AWESOME.

You ARE awesome.  And that was a blast.   :D
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

#67
May 26, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
My nipples are hard. Should I just enjoy the moment or should I turn the heat on?

leln

#68
May 26, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 26, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
My nipples are hard. Should I just enjoy the moment or should I turn the heat on?

Both. This is, after all, Nigel we're talking about. If you don't know why by now, you're either unobservant or a doomed heathen. Pick your poison.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Salty

#69
May 26, 2011, 01:12:54 AM
Ho Lordy!

This year has been fucking awesome!

In June I got reservations for a state park cabin with no water or electricity for 4 whole days. I haven't had anything like a vacation or break for over 3 years.  :D

AND I'm going part time and doing online school for IT = more time to be daddy, more time to write, more time to rake my yard which hasn't been done in the last decade. No joke, lazy ass previous tenants need to learn2yardwork.

Of course, none of this would have been possible if I hadn't offered a tribute of 47 pork-force-fed militant vegans to Nigel, which she referred to as Carpooling™ for some reason. I don't know what she did with them but I do know the local drum circle hasn't been the same since then.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#70
May 26, 2011, 01:14:04 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#71
May 26, 2011, 02:15:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 26, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
My nipples are hard. Should I just enjoy the moment or should I turn the heat on?

When given that choice, always enjoy the moment.  Always.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#72
May 26, 2011, 02:37:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
The very concept of walled cities was designed to protect towns from Nigel.  They added gates later on, when Nigel pointed out the obvious flaw in the design.

Portland's biggest export is Nigel's boot.  IN YOUR ASS.



Do you know why ZAlgo walks behind the walls?

TO STAY THE FUCK OUTOF NIGEL'S PATH

Walled citites are only a nice fiction.  A public work to prop up things "new deal" style, and focus everyone away from the innevitable.
The alternative is to live in the wld naked, and unashamed, until Kali come upon thee in person.

You won't be spared, this is cutist of the Elder Gods style redemption.  You're still fucked but at least there's no bullshit.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#73
May 26, 2011, 02:49:02 AM
YAY! A FREAD! :mittens: :love:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#74
July 14, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
Once Nigel sneezed, and the resulting shockwave in the space/time continuuinuum caused a semi with 14 tons of bees to accidentally all over the Lost Highway.
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